Golf Ball with Exploding Condom
So the soon to be wife is dead set against a bachelor party, and the best your buddy can do is a day of golf? Throw in a little fun with the exploding golf ball. Only this one doesn’t just create a puff of smoke, it sends a condom flying. The sexy tee is just […]
Bubblegum Frame Dispenser
Keep your kid happy with this picture for his room, which is also a working gumball machine. Even better is that it only takes a turn of the knob to dispense, no money required. Why aren’t there more home decorations that dispense candy?
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Smoking Mittens
With all of the ways cigarettes can kill you, I’m pretty sure that hypothermia isn’t on the list. That’s where these Smoking Mittens come in.
These mittens feature a metal eyelet that is designed to hold your cigarette in place. Now you can keep your hands warm when the man has forced you to smoke […]
Ramen Noodle Keyring Wallet / Cellphone Charms
If you are a fan of bizarre keyrings, you will love the Ramen Noodle Keyring Wallet. Each wallet comes in the Ramen flavor of your choice and it can easily hold your cards, cash and other wallet-esque necessities.
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And if you like the Ramen Noodle Wallet, you will love the super realistic […]
The Mo Fo Plate: Bust Out The Fine China
There is something about swear words written in an elegant cursive that is absolutely hilarious. Putting it on a fine 9″ vintage English porcelain plate really enhances this effect.
By the way, the text is hand painted - so there is someone out there who makes a living writing “motherfucker” on plates. If that isn’t funny, […]
The Duck Mirror
A mirror is a mirror - but a mirror with webbed duck feet is something that we can’t resist here at Nerd Approved.
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Drink Me Bottle Stop
No need to worry about having a stopper for that open bottle of wine, and a cup to drink it out of. With the Drink Me Bottle Stopper, you get both. What more would you want out of a wine gadget? About the only downside I see is that you have to leave the wine […]
Horrified B-Movie Victims Play Set
Play time would be a lot more interesting with these horrified b-movie action figures. Don’t play war with army men, play something a little scarier and probably gorier with these.
If you have a little more drive, get yourself a video camera and make a movie with miniature people. Or cut them in as full sized […]
Alien Black Light Bulb
Forget lamp shades and light you can see by. You don’t want to hide this nice alien light bulb behind some floral lamp shade. It is a black light, so get some nice white clothing out and do all the stupid things that people do with black lights.
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HTTP Thongs
These HTTP Thongs will provide a little humor to break the tension when things are starting to heat up. On the other hand, they could pose a serious threat to any nerds already fragile self-esteem. I have to admit, the 403 is probably the one I would least like to encounter.
Too bad there is no […]
