Solar Toadstool Statue
By day this is just a nice little toadstool with a fairy taking a break underneath it. At night, all those rays it soaked up during the day are converted into energy to put out a little light. There are a few different kinds to choose from, so buy a bunch of them and make […]
Beer Run Jar
Beautiful little beer money jar that is also a single song jukebox and alarmed safe. Maybe not the best of any of those things, but it does hold all your beer money so you have some to spend when the mood to drink comes upon you. And to act as a safe storage spot, it […]
Rockin’ Frog Accent Lamp
Which one is weirder - this Rockin’ Frog Accent Lamp or the Wiener Dog Accent Lamp? You be the judge.
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The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like
It’s finally happened - a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone - the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.
Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead […]
St. Vivian: Patron Saint Of Hangovers
When you wake up in a dumpster with nothing but a pair of boots on after a night of binge drinking, you’ll pray to just about anything to make that hangover ( and the rash ) go away. That’s where St. Vivian comes in.
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Sand Timer Cufflinks
Why someone would need a pair of working sand timers for cufflinks is unclear - but raising your arm to give that annoying person you are talking to a not-so-subtle reminder to wrap things up seems to be as good a use as any to me.
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The Dammed Lamp: Indoor Lighting For Sinners
This lamp has got it all folks - it’s unique, creepy, and cool looking. Whether you purchase it for it’s moral message, or you need something kitschy to decorate the room where you have sex with prostitutes, the Dammed Lamp has you covered.
“This lampshade appears as a hovering mass of ornaments, opulent and bombastic. when […]
The Happy Drinker
The Happy Drinker is drunk off his ass! Watch him continuously lift the mug to his lips and sing in synch with his favorite drinking song - all while wiggling his belly and rocking his head.
Now all they need to do is make the companion toy “The Unhappy Alcoholic.”
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Formula 1 Wheel Egg Cup
There is something about egg cups that are just plain amusing. That is why when I come across one with a theme it is especially funny to me. Such is the case with the Fomula 1 Wheel Egg Cup.
This formula wheel egg cup is CNC machined from solid aluminum billet, then coupled with a […]
Dirty Dancing Talking Keychain: Gifts For Your Mom
The fact that Dirty Dancing came out 20 years ago doesn’t seem to phase the manufacturers of the Dirty Dancing Talking Keychain. In fact, the device features six classic phrases including: “Nobody puts baby in a corner” and “The steps aren’t enough - feel the music.”
If there was ever a talking keychain that was perfect […]
