Novelty Rude Socks
I have to admit, I find the whole concept of sexually explicit socks funny on a lot of levels.
Choose from four hilarious styles.
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Alligator Sunglasses
Your kid will be the coolest at summer camp with his alligator sunglasses. Just having a pair of shades is a good first step, but he will have an air of danger with the pair of gators as ear pieces. Then all you have to do is figure out a way to snag them for [...]
Syringe Highlighter
Gadgets are all about fun, and your coworkers would probably get a good kick out of this syringe highlighter. Be forewarned though: your Human Resources department may be more likely to send you for a drug test and counseling than to get a good chuckle out of it.
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The Toothpick Bird
Just press down on the bird’s head and watch in awe as a toothpick slides out of the chamber right into his mouth. If a more useful product exists on this earth I have not seen it.
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The Snoring Keyring
Get a load of the product description for the Snoring Keyring:
Sneeze and it snores, squeeze and it gives a big smacking kiss! Hilarious sstsocking fillers for …a snorer? A lover?
What does that even mean? Is it sneeze activated? Since when do noses make kissing sounds? What the hell is a sstsocking? One thing is for [...]
Gear Shift Clock
According to the product site, the Gear Shift Clock is the perfect gift for the “Automotive Enthusiast and clock lover.” So what about all of the auto enthusiasts out there that think clocks are the work of the devil? Once again, they have been left out in the cold.
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Markill Spider Stove
Nothing like a hot meal when camping, and the Markill Spider Stove aims to give you that experience. The unit is fairly light and compact for carrying deep into the woods, and the wide base the extended legs give it add stability. Of course the downside is that you also have to lug in fuel [...]
Keys U See
If you need a keyboard because your eyesight is failing due to age or alcohol, maybe the Keys U See keyboard will help you out. Large keys with large print characters on them make it much easier to use. Choose the color combo that fits your color scheme: Ivory with black lettering, black with white [...]
Glass Table with Lighthouse Base
This table would be most at home on the Carolina coast, with the base being a replica of the Cape Hatteras light house. But, it would be equally at home at any beach house, or any house that wants to have a beach feel to it. You can be pretty sure your neighbor won’t have [...]
Erotic Letter Opener
I think I need a letter opener. In particular, I need this letter opener. There aren’t too many erotic letter openers around.
I understand the concept up to the point that the letter opener is a leg. Where does that come from? They just couldn’t think of anything else to put there? Is she an amputee [...]
