Emergency Hangover Cooling Mask
Have a wicked hangover? The Hangover From Hell Cooling Eye Mask can help. Just throw it into the freezer for 10 - 15 minutes and then slip it over your eyes for instant relief.
Believe me, it’s a much better approach to easing pain than reaching for another beer.
Product Page ( £6.95 or $13 )
Communist Dictator Skeletons: The Weirdest Thing You Will Ever Buy
These little plastic skeletons feature the faces of Fidel Castro and Mikhail Gorbachev. Why? Even the product site isn’t sure. But one thing is for certain - they are totally bizarre.
Friends, this is an opportunity of a lifetime. You have the chance to own one of the weirdest items in existence for less than a […]
Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands
Are you fat, greedy, lazy, vengeful, vain, slutty, or jealous? Now you can accessorize with your sin of choice thanks to these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands.
And if your Lindsay Lohan you just need to put on a few pounds and you can collect the whole set!
Product Page ( $13.95 )
Possessed Books
These books look like harmless antiques, that is, until someone walks by. Imagine the victim’s surprise as the middle book slides towards them “as if it will fall from the shelf.” It even plays spooky sounds to complete the creepy effect.
Product Page ( $24.98 )
F U Scrabble Earrings
You know where a pair of F U Scrabble Earrings would come in handy? At work.
It may not be as satisfying as actually saying “fuck you” to your boss and that annoying client of yours, but it certainly helps.
Product Page ( $4 )
Stickman Gets His Ass Kicked
Everyone is familiar with Stickman. He’s the dude you see on street signs that warn of dangerous situations. Unfortunately for him, someone has had the bright idea to develop puffy, vinyl, reflective stickers featuring Stickman getting his ass handed to him in all new ( and extremely elaborate ) ways. These incidents range from getting […]
Massage Socks
These Massage Gloves feature illustrations of various points used in reflexology printed on the sole, so you can harass those around you for a foot massage with ease.
Also available in glove versions.
Product Page ( £6.99 socks / £6.95 gloves )
Youdoo Doll: Gift For The Egomaniac
Sure, you say that the Youdoo doll is for your girlfriend. A gift that she can customize to look like you so she won’t get lonely when you are not around. But I know better. You’re going to put your face and clothes on it then make out with it when no one is around. […]
Ghoul Portraits
Some may say that a Victorian portrait that transforms into a zombie when you walk by may be a perfect decoration for Halloween. Screw that! I want this thing up all year round ( in the guest room ).
Product Page ( $24.95 )
Pig Corn Holder
You know what’s funny? Eating corn with holders that look like a pig. It’s a fact.
Also available in cow and dog versions.
Product Page ( $11.95 )
