Anatomically Correct Bone Socks
If you are going to be enough of a dork to wear socks up to your knees, you can only be excused if you are wearing these Anatomically Correct Bone Socks. Sort of like a wearable x-ray. Chances are, it freak out your classmates in gym class, which is probably the best reason to get some.
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Sheep Purse
What can I say? The best use for this purse would be to make your boyfriend feel foolish holding it for his girlfriend. Or maybe a mother could carry it with her while taking her teenage kids out. If you are embarassed just by having your mother anywhere near you while in public, imagine that […]
Radio Control Golf Cart
If you are going to race against others, don’t pick the obvious Viper or other such sports car. Roll up to the starting line in your golf cart. Once you finish dusting the rest of the field you can detour to the golf course and play a quick 18. This thing is such a beast […]
Titanic Skull Money Box
Sure a money box shaped like a skull wearing a hat from the Titanic is in bad taste. But that never stopped us before.
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Mary Jane Galoshes
Don’t worry ladies, Nerd Approved isn’t just about stupid unique stuff for guys. It’s also about useless unique stuff for girls. Case in point, these Mary Jane style galoshes.
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Fruit and Vegetable Bean Bag Chairs
Kids love vegetables so much, I am sure they would want their seating to reflect their preferences. I am all for these bean bag chairs, my only question is whether that is a plum, a large grape or an odd shaped eggplant.
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Pencil Coatrack
Coatracks just seem to be one of those items that can be made, and are, from just about anything. If a scallion coatrack is not up your alley, how about a Pencil Coatrack? Something about a cup full of pencils sitting in the corner of my entryway makes me smile, and will probably give your […]
Talking Crawling Zombie
When activated by clapping your hands ( or touching his ), this Talking Crawling Zombie will crawl along the ground, his LED red light eyes will glow, and he will say a phrases like: “hey slow down would ya, I can only crawl so fast” or “I can’t feel my legs” and more.
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“You’re Old” Candles Save Lives
These “You’re Old Candles” are not only funny, they also prevent fires in the home. Let’s face it, a cake covered with traditional candles can rage out of control in a heartbeat.
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Men’s Fishnet Pants and T-Shirt
Maybe these fishnet pants and t-shirt are meant to be sexy. If women find them sexy, then I guess I am even more clueless about women than I thought. They would seem more useful if you found yourself in a mosquito infested area rather than surrounded by beautiful women.
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