Dachshund Lamps

A low voltage lamp that has all the ingredients you want for a perfect home decoration. It is a wiener dog, it is plastic and it comes in six different colors. If you have a decent product, just make it shaped like a dachshund and double your sales.
Compare it to the Weiner Dog Accent Lamp.
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Binoculars in Plush Stuffed Toys

People will think you are pretty creepy if you are staring at all the hot young girls with your binoculars. If you are using these Binoculars in Plush Stuffed Toys, they can think you are creepy for sticking your head in the back of a stuffed toy. Pick your creepiness.
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John Wayne Cookie Jar: Snacks Straight From The Duke’s Throat

Hey kids, how would you like to eat cookies right from the neck of a classic cowboy film star? You know I would. And how would you like to pay too much for the experience? Hell yeah, sign me up for that!
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Submissive Jesus: We’re All Going To Hell

The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head is for all of those who feel that the big guy isn’t listening when we pray to win the lotto. Just hit Jesus up for something and twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random [...]

JVC Quasar 12 Sided Speaker

All speakers are meant to fill a room with sound. They have used numerous different techonolgies and techniques to try to achieve that. Why not just have speakers fire that sound in all directions to achieve that effect?
This speaker uses 12 different drivers in a perfect dodecahedron that will emit sound in all directions.  Beside [...]

Electronic Spin the Bottle

Why would you want an Electronic Spin the Bottle game? It could be that you do not have any bottles in your house. Or maybe you tried playing one time with a full bottle of soda? You quickly found out that the soda shooting all over the place changes the whole dynamic of the [...]

Dog Bath Plug

The Dog Bath Plug is a convenient way to get access to your bath plug without fishing down through the dirty bath water. And while dogs are pretty good swimmers, there is on need to worry about this dog having to tread water for extended periods. He has a nice lifesaving ring to keep him [...]

Zombie Spiderman and Mary Jane Statue

I am obviously not up on my comics since I was not even aware there was a Marvel Zombies series of comics. This statue of Spiderman and Mary Jane is based on the cover of Marvel Zombies #5. The statue shows pretty graphically how different the superheroes are in this alternate Marvel Universe. Test out [...]

Nerd Approved Gadgets: August 20th - 26th 2007

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 20th - 26th 2007
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Sheep Companion Footstool: Don’t forget - sheep are for resting your feet, not perverted sexual encounters.
Condom Pen: “If you cant come, please write.” What the hell does that even mean?
Hellboy Qee Figure: Hellboy’s cuter than [...]

Skull and Bones Eraser Set

The Skull and Bones eraser Set may be considered macabre by some, but I think if you you are doing anything you do it with some flair. And whipping out a bone to do some quick erasing is certainly one way to do that. The skull pencil topper is okay, but it is the bones [...]

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