Slam-A-Gavel
If you happen to have a job that requires a gavel, consider yourself lucky, first off. Take full advantage of that fact by getting yourself a Slam-A-Gavel. Pounding a plain block of wood is boring at best, and you may not do itwith the gusto the act requires. But if you were to aim that [...]
Ice Cream Pail and Shovel
With the summer winding down but the heat still sizzling, my mind is certainly wandering toward some ice cream. Serve some up with some beach style using the Ice Cream Pail with Shovel. Beside serving you delicious ice cream, you can regress back to an age of no responsibility.
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Edible Ant Farm Candy
Clear hard candy filled with real ants? Is there really anyone you hate enough to give this to? I can think of a few people I would pay to eat it, but I am not sure it is so far from their regular diet to make it worth my while.
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Parscription Golf Ball Set: For What Ails Your Game
You know your golf game needs help. Everyone you play with needs help with their game. I can’t think of anyone that doesn’t need some. The Parscription Golf Ball Set is meant to offer you some relief. Beside the prescription bottle, it comes in a white pharmacy bag with realistic labels to complete the look. [...]
Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch: Just What I’ve Always Wanted
Who would be responsible for manufacturing pouches made from real Kangaroo scrotums? Why those wacky Australians of course! Apparently, possessing a kangaroo nutsack is supposed to assure “long life, happiness, and healthy children.” Still, I feel that I must invoke the old saying about rabbit’s feet here - namely, it wasn’t so lucky for the [...]
Jack Daniels Fudge
So you indulge yourself with a few pieces of Jack Daniels brand fudge and the next thing you know you’re sitting on a donkey in Mexico with nothing but a pair of boots on.
As you might suspect, each piece is laced with JD to give it that extra kick. Plus the treat was developed by [...]
Giant Hanging Ear Wall Decor
This Giant Hanging Ear is perfect for anyone out there with no taste a unique sense of interior design. The ear measures 20″ tall and 12″ wide - plus it’s lightweight, so you can hang it on the wall with ease.
Will your friends refer to you as the one with a cutting edge artistic style, [...]
Sexy Couple Figurine
If you know two dried up old bats that still giggle and fondle each other in public - I’m sorry. On the one hand it is a beautiful thing to see an old married couple that still has passion for one another. On the other hand, no one needs to see some dude grab a [...]
Airplane Instrument Coasters
You can make a coaster out of pretty much anything. These Airplane instrument Coasters are one more example, but one that seems a little more realistic and unusual. They look just like what you would see when you were flying a plane. At least in this case you wouldn’t need hundreds of hours of [...]
Dalai Lama Action Figure
GI Joe is for wimps. If you want some real power, try out the Dalai Lama action figure. You may think of peace, good will and all that, but with his silenced AK-12 and laser pistol this guy is ready to kick some ass. I always knew that robe was concealing something.
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