Do These Turn You On?
What the hell do you even do with something like this? Notice the wording on the left of the package - “The Joy of Real Quality.” At least you know that you aren’t getting any second rate phony nipples. Only the best will do.
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Bad Taste Bears - Cocktail Party Mixers - Brandy & Sugar
Stuffed bears are usually associated with childhood. Not so much with these guys. These are obviously bears that are a little beyond the childhood stage, as well as into some rather interesting positions. I do have to give the male bear a break here though, with that hat it must be his birthday.
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Funny Retro Woman Coaster
The seller calls these retro coasters, I consider them coasters that lay it straight out. There is no misconstruing the intent with these, and maybe your less thoughtful guests will take the not so subtle hint.
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Working Jackpot Lamp Shines A Light On Your Gambling Problem
A Working Slot Machine Lamp would be a fun accessory for any den or game room - just remember that gambling addiction is a serious problem. At first you just stick a few nickels in the lamp, but before you know it you’ve lost your house, your kids, and your wife is sleeping with your […]
Buzzing Mosquito Sound Box May Result In An Urge To Kill
This darkness activated sound box plays an irritating mosquito buzzing sound whenever the lights are out - which means that you would have a real hard time finding it unless you were fumbling for it in the dark. Turnabout is fair play though - once you do find it, look for a nice dark place […]
Dodge ‘Em Desktop Dodge Ball Game
Whether you were the bully with a rifle for an arm or the scrawny kid cowering in the corner, relive those glory years of your youth with some Desktop Dodge Ball. Set them up and mow them down, as many as possible with a single throw. It looks like the various stages of fear are […]
Sperm Bank
Make a deposit every day that will actually be worth something in the future. Not only can you save money, but it is also a shiny decoration that will be most amusing when your parents are trying to guess what it is.
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Tiny Tag: Miniature Laser Tag
You never know when the urge to play Laser Tag will strike, which is why Tiny Tag is so damn useful. They may only be the size of an average keychain, but each Tiny Tag unit can blast a beam up to 50 feet - so you and your friends can break out into a […]
Toilet Tunes: A Urine Soaked Dance Party
Just attach this Toilet Tunes device to the bottom of your toilet lid and let the soothing musical sounds caress your bowels into action. The product site also suggests that these sounds could also be used to mask any unpleasant noises. Nice.
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Phone Booth Radio Cassette Jukebox
Excellent little phone booth that has both a cassette player and AM/FM Radio. I think anything that can double as a decent decoration and actually be functional has possibilities.
While it may be an attractive cabinet when not in use, probably lousy sound when it does. You can mash together a couple odd things to make […]
