Babe Beer Bottle Holder
These stacked beer bottle holders will come in handy no matter what kind of Friday night you had. If you went home alone, they can remind you of what you are missing out on. If you brought some new chick home at closing time, the beer will help numb the pain of what you [...]
Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener
You know how good that first beer tastes after a long day of work? The Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener will vocalize that feeling of ecstasy with every bottle you use her to open. Your neighbors will think you are having a hell of a night, when all you really accomplished was polishing off that [...]
Now Here’s a Bat That Will Whoop Some Ass
Whether you are looking to pick up a bat for playing, decorating, or delivering a savage beating, this giant baseball bat is sure to fit the bill. Speaking of bills, you had better have a fist full of them if you want to bring this beast home.
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Talking Rat Cap: This Rodent Has a Taste For Brains
Just press the button on the Talking Rat Cap and the zombified rodent perched on top will say one of four phrases whilst bobbing up and down with flashing red eyes. Plus, he will ward off hypothermia on cold winter nights.
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Butt Plugs
Please don’t mistake these for that other product people refer to as a butt plug. These fluorescent covers get plugged into unused outlets for safety. Unless you have a lot of electrical devices in your house, it will look like a proctologists nightmare.
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Cockrule: When Size Does Matter
No chicken will put fear into most men like this one will. Any man is willing to brag about measurements, but don’t give him a fair measuring device like this one. You’ll probably hear a lot of talk about cold water and shrinkage.
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Atomic Brain Think Tank Helps You To Relax
Some people choose a relaxation tape, others choose aquariums or bubbling water gadgets - but for the true nerd, only one thing will sooth frayed nerves. Masturbation This Atomic Brain Think Tank of course!
Basically, the Think Tank is a brain in a cool looking glass case. Just fill it with water and plug [...]
Mullet Shampoo and Body Wash For The Well Groomed Hick
You’ve spent a great deal of time crafting your unique look. Only the best wife-beaters and torn jeans will do - so why not devote that sort of attention to giving your mullet a healthy shine? Now you can thanks to this Mullet Shampoo. Also available: a body wash that’s “strong enough to clean the [...]
Camper Van Egg Cups
I haven’t eaten an egg from a cup in a long time. But if I do in the future, the only way I can do it now is to use one of these Camper Van Egg Cups. Is there anything more stylish than a Volkswagen as an egg holder? The two just go together so [...]
Corkscrew Walking Stick
How many times have you been taking a stroll with your walking stick, only to find an immediate need for a corkscrew? Sucks to be in the wilderness with no way to open that bottle of wine you lugged around all day. It may come in handy if dangerous wildlife appears as well.
Product Page ($252)
