Talking Tongue Bottle Opener
The fact that this Tongue Bottle Opener talks is not nearly as cool as the fact that it is a tongue. Get a good grip on it an start opening.
It advertises that it has no buttons to push and high quality sound. God knows you don’t want a talking tongue opener with tinny sound.
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Ohms Law Clock
You know you miss the days of looking at formulas all day while you were in school. Relive those glory days with the Ohms Law Clock. It has all the formulas that relate power, current, voltage and resistance. Place it behind that kid you are tutoring and you will have all the answers at your [...]
Bush and Hillary Bowl Buddies: Get Your Toilet Sparkling Clean
What better way to clean out a dirty toilet than with the head of the political figure you most despise? Available in both George Bush and Hillary Clinton versions, they are well suited for some face-first shit cleaning action.
Product Page: Bush / Hillary ($16.98)
Cock-a-Doodle Memo Pad: Be the Picasso of Penises
Should the 70s porno guy pictured above have a honkin’ ankle spanker, a little admiral, or should he put on some friggin’ pants? You decide.
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Golf Universal Remote Control
This universal remote looks like a challenging par four. Slight dogleg left with water in front and heavily bunkered, all those items are both needed to make the course a challenge as well as provide space for all the required buttons.
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NYC Ceramic Mug
Based on the paper cup design so many NYC delis use to serve you coffee, the NYC Ceramic Mug is your way to look like every other NY’er and still be green. Environmentally sensitive while letting you remain a conformist sheep in the fold, it covers all bases.
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Insta-Poop: Looks Soft and Real!
Insta-Poop gives you quality turds right when you need them. Just shake and spray for a loaf you can be proud of. It makes for a great gag, but it would be even better if it were edible. Think about it.
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Britney Spears Shows Us Her Hot Pocket in This Absurd Action Figure
Remember when Britney Spears showed the world her beav over and over again? Good times. Relive those days with the Britney Spears “Oops She Did it Again” action figure. If you ask me, it may very well be the most hilarious product ever made.
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Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet
Everyone spends a time in the bathroom every day. Why limit your use of a toilet to those few times? Place this Antique Pencil Sharpener Toilet on your desk and you can enjoy that view all day, with none of the foul odors the real thing often emanates. Oh yeah, it also will sharpen your [...]
Sneakers Rug
Do your kids leave their sneakers laying all over the place? Get a jump on them and throw this Sneaker Rug in their bedroom. A little fun for them, a little revenge for you. And if you don’t have kids you can indulge your own inner child.
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