Choker the Chicken
Another fine toy to drive you nuts. The chicken will sing an annoying chicken song. Squeeze his neck to quiet him down, and he goes faster. Squeeze him harder and he goes even faster. I imagine this toy will be headless within hours of anybody owning him.
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BBQ Some TP for Your Bunghole
I’m not entirely sure what is going on here, but from what I can gather you can separate the pig and use the rotisserie as a toilet paper holder. Still with me? Ok…the flame underneath will “cook” the pig and the tp with a glowing blue, yellow or red flame. Since the pig halves are […]
Sheep Shagging is the Key to Financial Security
These two sheep are putting on a show alright —but they are not doing it for free. Some spare change here and there will keep these two humpin’ for an eternity. Nice job if you ask me.
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Luey - Smoking in Red
Not every kid’s demeanor makes something like a teddy bear the perfect gift. Some kids are just born bad and for them there is the Smoking Luey. He looks like he has a serious attitude problem, and whether you like smoking or not he is going to light that thing up. It doesn’t look like […]
Ghost Gift Set
If the ladies want a perfume with a bit of mystery, maybe this Ghost Gift Set will give them what they are looking for. If they are just looking for something to attract men, I think a low cut shirt with a push up bra would be far more effective. It may not even take […]
The Cat Dropping a Deuce in the Toilet Statue Can Really Bring a Room Together
Wow. Even I think this is product is over the top —and I’ve seen some shit in my day. Put it next to your beloved tickle sculpture and the neighbors will be at your doorstep with torches in no time.
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The Eldery Have an Insatiable Thirst for Speed
Don’t get me wrong, original Racing Grannies were fantastic, but the slot racing version get you closer to the action than ever before. It will surely satisfy the entertainment needs of even the most hardcore elderly extreme sports fan.
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Twist Booz-O-Meter Drinking Game: Way More Effective Than a Breathalyser
Test your level of sobriety the fun way with the Twist Booz-O-Meter drinking game. Guide the wand around the wiry beer bottle —just be careful not to touch. If your dexterity and hand-eye coordination fail you, the Booz-O-Meter will let out a thunderous crash to inform everyone that you are a drunken failure. Works […]
Everybody’s Pens Were Kung Fu Fighting
Turn your homework into a battle for Kung Fu supremacy with these Fighting Pens. A simple thumb mechanism allows you to come out swingin’ with one of the four available kung-fu champions.
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Three Kings Gift Set
Do you really want games, large screen televisions and remote control toys for Christmas? Wouldn’t the best gift be the one that was given on the origin of Christmas? Your kid may much rather have this as a reminder of the true meaning of Christmas, though you may have trouble convincing them of that.
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