Tetris Block Plush

Trying to fit the blocks together as they drop in Tetris can be pretty annoying. Make your life a bit easier y getting these Tetris Block Plushes. Rather than the fractions of a second you may have to put them together in the video game, you can spend all the time you want fitting these [...]

Giant Hawaiian Shirt Floor Mats Say “Aloha” to Style

(And by “Aloha” I mean goodbye). I can see these Hawaiian Shirt Floor Mats in a Jeep with surfboards on the roof, but anywhere else would be a stretch.
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Food Made from Hemp is “Magically” Delicious

Despite lacking THC (the “active” ingredient in marijuana), a number of states have attempted to ban the sale of hemp-based foodstuffs over the years. Still, the industry has continued to thrive under the umbrella of words like “organic” and “health.” A surprising number of products are available for purchase, and each one is funnier [...]

Gas Pump Radio Alarm Clock

Remember all those good times you had at the gas pump? The wonderful fumes, your hard earned money just clicking away? Relive those fabulous times with the Gas Pump Radio Alarm Clock. Includes such high tech features as a snooze button and telescopic aerial. You won’t find many other products that combine those features in [...]

Stainless Steel Playing Cards

Stainless Steel Playing Cards seem a little odd at first blush. But it can solve the problems you have with people who bend cards and who may tab corners or otherwise mark them. If none of that appeals to you, then maybe the snob factor of being able to spend this much money on a [...]

Fur Growing Cat Soap Gets You Creepy Clean

When the cat soap is removed from the included plastic bag, it will start to grow “fur” over the course of several days —fur that can reach lengths of up to 10mm. The unscented soap can actually be used to clean up, but that would destroy the hair you have waited so patiently to [...]

Play a Light Up Tambourine and Watch the Groupies Flood In

We all know that the tambourine player is the one that attracts the adoring fans and slutty groupies. So why not kick your game up a notch with a tambourine that lights up? Every time it shakes or makes contact with your hand or hip, the lights will flash in rhythm to the music.
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Commandments Sticky Notes

Some beautiful little sticky notes that can come in very handy. I will keep all the “Thou Shalt” notes for myself, and “Thou Shalt Not” notes for everyone else. Isn’t that the way life should work? Everything I do is perfect, but you should never try to emulate me. If for no other reason than [...]

Bush Condoms

The description on the packaging says it best - “For Schmucks that Won’t Pull Out”. You know, it is all fun and games while you are involved in the situation, but you have to know what to do when the time is right. Take this advice to heart.
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Nerd Approved (Mostly) Useless Crap Holiday Giveaway

We talk about a lot of weird and useless stuff here on Nerd Approved, and now is your chance to win some of it thanks to the fine folks at Vat19. All we ask is that you send us an email (contests@nerdapproved.com) with the subject “Nerd Approved Vat19 Holiday Giveaway.” In the body, briefly [...]

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