Frozen Smiles: Oooh…Gross!
On a hot day nothing refreshes more than a cold drink—and nothing gets drinks colder than ice shaped like a set of dentures. Mmmm. Just like Grandpa used to make.
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Boobie Plug Makes Bathtime Erotic
Take one boobie bath plug, insert it into your drain, then kick back and relax as the boobies bounce hypnotically on the surface of the water. Pair with the boobie water gun and bathtime becomes partytime.
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Finding Nemo Deco Wine Holder
The movie “Finding Nemo” had a nice story and all, but it begged the question of what ever happened to Nemo later on in life. From the looks of this, he seems to have taken to hitting the sauce. His little friend there looks like he has already nipped a bit himself.
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Lover’s Legs Bottle Stopper
Put a man and a woman together with a bottle of wine and you can end up with some pretty crazy scenarios. Maybe not quite to the level of getting their naked, intertwined bodies stuck in the wine bottle, but you can hope things at least get as far as the naked part.
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Glow Graffiti Takes Vandalism to the Next Level
If you thought your city had a problem with graffiti now, imagine what will happen when those punk kids get a hold of a few cans of this glow-in-the-dark version.
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Ring For Sex Bell Mixes Pleasure and Pain
Ring once if you are ready now, twice if you are in a hurry, and three times if you are desperate. You may get away with this on Valentine’s day guys, but any other day and this Ring for Sex bell could easily find itself crammed up your ass.
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Coat Range
While this mountain range may look cool on your walls as just a decoration, it’s real function is meant to be as a coat hook. Each peak gives you another spot to hang something. Adults may not want to use it because they like to see the actual mountains, kids may not because they are […]
Squirting Skulls Candy
What would a piece of skull candy be without a red, liquid center to squirt out as you bite into them? The beauty is that you no longer have to wonder. Your best bet is probably to buy them for someone else’s kids so they don’t start squeezing them in your white carpeted living room.
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Delete Button Fly Swatter: There is No “Esc” for Flies
This is definitely one of the most amusing products I have seen from Fred in recent memory. A fly swatter shaped like a delete button and the “there is no ESC for flies” tagline is hilarious.
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Samurai Warrior Protects This Lamp With His Life
I don’t know what is so special about this lamp, but it looks as though this Samurai will stop at nothing to protect it. And the only solution for failure is ritualistic suicide (or seppuku).
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