Star Wars Poker Set
Gambling is a lot cooler if you are doing it with Star Wars branded merchandise. The Death Star dealer button and chips with Luke, Obi Wan, Yoda and Darth Vader all come in a Star Wars branded case with 72 LED’s that give them an eerie glow while stowed. If they had just thrown in [...]
“Don’t Drop the Soap” Board Game
“Don’t Drop the Soap” as a board game is funny enough, the fact that is was developed and is being sold by the son of the Governor of Kansas and her husband who is a US Magistrate Judge is just hilarious.
The whole point is to fight your way out of six different locations for the [...]
Beer Mug of Blooms: Don’t Even Think About it Guys
Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away, so I am here to give the guys out there a word of advice—the beer mug of blooms is probably not the bouquet she was hoping for. On the other hand, if you were ever to get flowers for a guy, this may be the way [...]
The Love Button Makes The Easy Button Look Like Crap
According to the product page, the “Love Button” aka “The Big O” should be pressed when the “real thing is temporarily out of reach” and you are in need of some “instant relief.” Since the device will not result in an actual orgasm, I can only assume that “instant relief” is referring to those times [...]
Microphone Lamp
This microphone makes a great little lamp for lighting up small areas with a diffuse glow. But all I can think of is how you could amuse yourself while playing Rock Band. Just tell some drunken fool that the mic hanging from the ceiling is what they have to use for Rock Band. Watch them [...]
Masturbating Monkey
Does this Wind Up Masturbating Monkey doing anything other than whack off? Actually, no. Seems like a pretty common male trait.
Product Page (£2.99, about $6)
Nerd Approved Gadgets: January 21st-27th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 21st-27th 2008.
“iPhone” Inspired Pocket Scale: Gimmick or a clever disguise for drug dealers on the go? You decide.
“Don’t Taz Me Bro” Action Figure: The police may not have heeded his word, but at least the guy got an action figure out of [...]
This Table Will Self-Destruct
When you purchase this table will determine exactly how much of a table you actually get. As each table is sold they remove one pixel from the table based on the grid pictured above to build the next table. It appears they are currently at 23 pixels removed so you still get a reasonably whole [...]
Transparent Rolling Papers
If you are rolling your own cigarettes you want to show off that fine leaf you have rolled. These Transparent Rolling Papers will allow you to do just that. And if being able to see what you are actually smoking doesn’t turn you on, maybe the odd looks you get from others who think you [...]
After Dinner Nipples
After a hard day of work and a fine meal, what better way to unwind than to pop a nipple into your mouth. Chocolaty goodness with a mint fondant center. Makes the gourmet meal the second best thing you are getting that night.
Product Page (£4.95, about $10)
