AC/DC Diaper Bag: A Poop Tote Fit for the Antichrist
From Fashionably Geek: If and when the antichrist does show up, you can bet that Satan will be hauling his poop around in one of these AC/DC “Highway to Hell” Diaper Bags. Comes complete with pockets for bottles, a changing pad, inside pockets, and hard rockin’ evil.
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Unhappy Hour Gum Washes Away the Puke…and the Shame
Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour […]
Bagel Spreaders
If you want to spread cream cheese, or lox in this case, on your bagel, you have to use one of these Bagel Spreaders with handles made of bagels. You want to spread cheese on crackers? Then you need to use the cracker spreader. Don’t make Emily Post come back just to straighten you out.
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Tongue Joy: Finally A Reason for a Pierced Tongue
Yeah you can use the rubber bands included to attach this vibrator to your tongue. But being able to use your pierced tongue is just so much more convenient. You went through all the pain to get it pierced, you may as well put it to good use. Good use means for someone else’s pleasure […]
Roadkill Rugs: “A Soft Reminder for Everyone to Look Both Ways”
Apparently, RoadKillRugs is an operation based out of Colorado that employs “several dozen people” to make rugs that resemble skunks and cats mowed down on the highway. Amazingly enough, they are not taking new orders at the moment due to a backlog. If this is a real product and that is true, God bless America.
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Soft Speaker Monkey: That’s Right, a Speaker…Monkey
Toss out those drab old speakers and upgrade to a speaker monkey. He will work with any device with a standard audio jack and he is super soft and cuddly—which means that all of your friends will be clamoring to touch your monkey.
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Bedside Condom Selection Box
Just a little late to get this for Valentine’s Day, but her birthday must be coming up. If you are tired of giving her boxes of chocolate, how about a box of Flavored Condoms? The box is similar in shape to chocolates but I am sure she will be just so excited when she finds […]
Water Ruff-Minder Kitty Bowl
It’s bad enough that the damn cat is bothering you all the time, so how about you now pick up a water bowl sensor that looks like a cat and makes a lot more noise when the bowl needs refilling?
Just clip this little kitty to the side of most water bowls, and if the water […]
Bonking Bunnies Keep Going and Going
A few AA batteries (preferably Energizer) will have these two Bonking Bunnies humping like…well, like rabbits. Also includes orgasmic sound effects for that added touch of passion.
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Glitter Gun: Weapon of Mass Fabulousness
There is a new sheriff in town, and he is wearing a sequined jumpsuit and a bedazzled ten gallon hat. His weapon of choice? A fearsome gun that shoots bursts of glitter. Be very afraid.
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