The Original Pet Dick (NSFW)
Each Pet Dick is individually hand sculpted at the artist’s studio in NY. It includes kindness and care instructions as well as an artist signed, dated and hand numbered Certificate of Authenticity card. Because God forbid you get a Pet Dick that is not authentic.
Each Pet Dick comes with a ventilated “Pet Dick carrier and […]
Bunny and Carrot Paper Towel Holder
Every kitchen needs a little color added. The Bunny and Carrot Paper Towel Holder would certainly do that. While much of the bright orange carrot will be covered when a roll of towels is installed, you can still see the top. And the base and bunny are almost fluorescent. He may not be quite as […]
Toast Clock: Time for a Little Butter if You Ask Me
Our fascination with toast continues with this brand spankin’ new Toast clock. With any luck, a toast watch is not far off (mobile toast time).
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Boobie Dodgeball: The Sport of Kings (NSFW)
That’s right folks, you can actually buy a breast shaped ball designed specifically for dodgeball. This is one tit you will mind slapping you in the face. Actual packaged product image available after the break.
Mr. P Towel Holder
The Mr. P Towel Holder is impressive not only for his ability to hold a towel on one of his appendages, but to have an appendage large to hold a towel on. Try something a little heavier to see what this guy is really made of.
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Memospa - Someone Should Relax at the Office
If you need to keep some paper around but are tired of all the little yellow pads you are stuck with, get yourself a Memopad. The body design on the paper and the removable head/arms that sit on the paper will certainly grab the attention of everyone that comes by. And if you happen […]
My Candy Assures Me That I’m Not a Douche
You know, I was kind of feeling like a big douche until my peppermint candy told me otherwise. Stay confident—and minty fresh.
Product Page ($2.75)
Alien Spaceship Lawn Figures: More Fun, Less Probing
With these Alien Spaceship Crash figures, you can have your own close encounter without those pesky anal probes or the inconvenience of Men in Black kicking in your door.
Product Page ($49.95)
Golf Bag Lamp with Umbrella Shade
A Golf Bag Lamp sounds like a cool idea. A Golf Bag Lamp that has a Golf Umbrella as a shade is just much cooler. The seller says they are not sure if it was ever actually used as a golf bag. So either that is a HUGE table it is on or the seller […]
I Rub My Wormie Massager
Don’t be embarrassed when the kids find your “personal massager”. They will never guess that the aptly named Wormie is a personal pleasure device. The World’s Most Powerful Waterproof Massager as they claim. Just press the hidden power button and get to work. Plus, it is less embarrassing than your average massager when discovered by […]
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