Surfboard Towels
As I am sure these nice young ladies would tell you, the only cool towel for the beach is a Surfboard Towel. The size, shape and design of a surf board replicated as a towel for you to lay on the beach. Just because you can’t hang ten doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be relaxing on [...]
License Plate Mailbox
I would have to think that if you put this mailbox outside your house you would not only have a one of a kind design but also draw the ire of your neighbors. Unique apparently does not always mean attractive. And how exactly does the billiard ball handle fit in with the license plate theme?
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Bite Me T-Bone Steak
If you want your dog to be enthusiastic when playing catch, maybe you need to give him a little more incentive than chasing some stupid stick. The T-Bone Dog toy should get his blood running. Nothing like the thought of red meat to get his attention, although his trust in you may take a beating [...]
Hickey Tattoos: Now That’s Just Sad
From Fashionably Geek: That’s right ladies—some chick sucked on my neck. Does that turn you on? It should because I’m all man…so step right up and get yourself a slice of beefcake.
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Horror-Scope Coffee Mugs: Start the Day Off Right
Scorpio: “You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted . You shall achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money. Most scorpios are murdered.”
Grim.
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Cell Phone Shaped Calculator: What’s The Point?
Uh, last time I checked most cellphones had a calculator built-in. So, you know…wtf. It does have a mirror though—so it is not completely useless.
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Toilet Jet Lighter
Won’t your business associates be just so impressed when you whip this Toilet Lighter out? Well, that may not go over so well, but it is a unique lighter that will get people checking you out in a normal social situation. Just flip the cover open depress the igniter and you have a windproof [...]
Radio Control Zamboni
Some kids dream of monster trucks and race cars and get radio control versions to complete the fantasy. But if your life’s desire is to be a Zamboni driver you can now fulfill that fantasy as well. Nothing like the ability to make smooth ice to get all your friends jealous.
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Skull and Crossbones Paper Parasol
Put a Skull and Crossbones Paper Parasol up on the wall and a few S&C pillows on the couch and you have yourself a pirate theme that would make just about any interior designer wretch. Definitely a fun look though.
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Rapid Firing 25-Inch Field Cannon is The Best Desk Accessory Ever
This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. [...]
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