Droog High Chair: Too High, Just Cut it Down
How do you know when a piece of furniture is something you just have to have? Well, in this case I would say whatever furniture comes with a saw. The Droog High Chair comes with the long legs you see in the picture, when the child grows and you need a shorter chair just take [...]
Lunch Monkey Mayo Cup with Banana Spoon
If you need to carry sauces into work for your lunch like many Japanese do, then there is no better way than to use the Lunch Monkey. Cute little carrying case, and the banana is not merely ornamental. That is the spoon for use with whatever sauce you choose. You can’t go wrong with a [...]
The Land of Milk, Honey, and Inflatable Toast
What do you do when you are craving toast, but toast is nowhere to be found? If you tote around this inflatable version, you can insure that toast will be available anytime, anywhere. Warning: not for eating or having sex with. Proper uses include: worship, squeezing, and as a makeshift pillow. Measures 6″ tall.
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Penis Pencil Sharpener and Paperweight: It Hurts Just to Look at It (NSFW)
Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Acrobat Wine Rack
Take a bunch of silver men, spread their legs and feet and you have the beginnings of a build your own wine rack. Each man makes room for one bottle of wine and they can be attached to each other any way you like. The way that each one looks like he is shouldering his [...]
Boon Squirt Feeding Spoon
Great gadget for feeding babies, blah, blah blah.. Forget about how this benefits babies and their caretakers, the question is how does it benefit me? And what I envision is filling this thing up with chocolate pudding. I can lay on the couch and eat pudding without making any kind of mess and the clean [...]
Drug Dealer Magnet Set for Aspiring Entrepreneurs
Imagine a life of running from the cops, overdoses, prostitutes, and prison. If you can dream it, you can live it. This magnet set will help you keep your eye on the prize.
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Dash Basher: The Ultimate Cure for Road Rage
Personally, I always envisioned a roof mounted gun turret as the ultimate cure for road rage—but a rubber bat that you can smash your dashboard with will work ok too.
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Strip Tease Pillow Cases (NSFW)
These Strip Tease Pillows will make the thought of going to bed a little more pleasant. Two to a set and the first one is shown above. The second case continues the stripping from where the first leaves off. There is a Strip Tease Boy Pillow Case available as well.
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Electronic Smoking Cigar
This thing is advertised as a device to help you stop smoking. Maybe. It seems more like a device to get you started on your smoking career. With a clean and flavored nicotine delivery (including apple and vanilla flavors) and the fact that they say it actually smokes, I would guess you will be looking [...]
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