Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter: Bone Up on the Heimlich Maneuver

Pull back the plunger on this Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter, then push the release button and a small, round candy of your choosing will shoot into the air and (hopefully) land safely in your mouth. Let’s just hope someone around you is familiar with the Heimlich maneuver.
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Brad Pitt Novelty California Driver’s License

Obviously the key word here is “novelty.” After all, who the hell is going to mistake you for Brad Pitt? Plus, the picture on the license is a bit dated. Brad’s current look is more appropriate on an AARP card. Oooh…snap! Reverse image after the break.

Tiffany Snail Lamp

Making a Tiffany’s Snail Lamp seems a bit silly, a high class snail? Of course eating a snail sounds pretty gross too, and yet many rich consider escargot a delicacy. Snails must have great PR people.
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Monty Python Wooden Trojan Rabbit

This is a great educational toy for your kid. Explain the scenario to him:

Build a large wooden rabbit
Leave it by the door to the enemy castle
Have all of your people hide in the woods and watch the enemy drag it inside their castle
Jump out of the rabbit when no one is looking

See if they can [...]

Nerd Approved Gadgets: February 11th-17th 2008

Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 11th—17th 2008.
4-in-1 Hot Dog Maker: Makes getting fat more convenient.
Vagina Lollipops: You bet this is NSFW.
Checkmate Infidelity Test Kit: Because successful relationships are built on random underwear semen checks.
Space Shuttle Bunk Bed: I’ve got top bunk for this mission.
Ass-Tray: This ashtray likes [...]

R/C Electric Surfer

Beach season will be here before you know it. And when I go to the beach I want to have one of these  Radio Control Surfboards. Rated for 1+ meter waves, the electric 540 racing motor will get you into the surf and out. Even if it only works half as well as I hope [...]

3D Prairie Dog Sniper Trainer

Shooting target practice can be a bit on the boring side. But if you are shooting at a ballistic polymer Prairie Dog the interest level should definitely increase. Beside that fact that you can shoot this thing over and over again without damaging it, each hit will also send him flying to some new location. [...]

Invisible Cards: Good For You and Your Invisble Friend

It’s a little tough to get a good picture of the Invisible Cards, being that they are invisible and all. You and your invisible friend will have hours of fun playing various card games. It’s only sad if you end up losing.
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Transit Chair

Each Transit Chair is made from recycled metal traffic signs. The exact sign each chair is made from depends on the availability of highway signs at the manufacturer’s disposal. Some are just unique, some would seem to be rather amusing, something like a chair made from a “Slippery When Wet” sign.
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Pedestrian Turn Signals 2.0: Now Twice as Stupid

From Fashionably Geek: The original pedestrian turn signals only wrapped around the ears. Using a handheld control, these new versions allow paranoid pedestrians to alert others whether they are walking in front or behind. Plus, they have that 1960’s yearbook look that is so popular right now. Additional image after the break.

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