Talking Bug Zapper is Inhumanely Hysterical
You don’t see many bug zappers around these days, but there was always something satisfying about the sound that it produced when frying annoying insects. The Green Talking Bug Zapper amplifies that satisfaction by adding one of 15 phrases including “that’s gonna leave a mark,” and “goodbye cruel world!” when the bugs come in contact […]
Yo, Check the Perm!
Find out what happens when a man invites 10 strangers to rock a perm in modern NYC. Published through Blue Q, the perm is described on their product site as “the most dangerous haircut ever conceived.” And that is no joke my friends—just look at that guy on the cover of the book. When he […]
Flower Lamps
Typical flowers look and smell nice, but they are short lived and not real useful. That is not so with the flower lamps. First of all, like silk flowers they will look just as good as the day you got them after years of use. Second, not only do they not require sunlight, they actually […]
Gelli Baff: Jell-O Wrestling Training for Kids
You don’t want your college age daughter’s first Jell-o experience to be at a packed bar. Her wrestling will probably not be up to par. But if she had been brought up having an occasional Gelli Baff she would have a much better chance of being on the winning end of her match.
One pack of […]
Squeezing My Balls Does Not Relieve Stress (NSFW)
Most men would probably cringe at the thought of squeezing these balls for stress relief. I mean, just look at the graphic. On the other hand, if you see a woman in your office putting a death grip on one of these—get as far away from that crazy bitch as you can.
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No Baby, You’re Not Ugly! Paper Bags Just Turn Me On
From Fashionably Geek: Yeah honey—it’s like how some people are into bondage and some people are into feet. It’s what they call a fetish. Seriously babe, it just turns me on. Now staple this picture of Jessica Alba to the bag and we can hump.
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Day of The Dead Guitar Case
If you love hard rock, chances are you are also a big fan of horror movies—and few films in the genre could compare to George A. Romero’s classic “Day of the Dead.” A fitting theme for a guitar case if you ask me.
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Phineas Phallus Clock: Step Aside Big Ben (Very NSFW)
According to the product page, Phineas Phallus is “a man of wealth and taste.” He also appears to have a very active libido—he thinks about sex every second of the day. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
The Best of Nerd Approved: April 21st-27th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Fantasy Wrist Support: Keep that wrist strong. After all, your porn isn’t going to masturbate to itself.
Mullet Power Card Game: Their can be only one ultimate hick.
Dog Balloons: Take your floating wiener dog for a walk.
Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a loaf […]
Keyboard Shower Curtain
Do you think you need to have actual musical ability to want to have a Keyboard themed shower curtain? Your bathroom already has a musical vibe to it, what with your singing in the shower and all. So the fact that you can’t play the piano is perfect since you can’t sing either.
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