Dogbert Cubicle Doorbell
Having your office mates ring your Dogbert Cubicle Doorbell is like playing Russian roulette. They may get the usual ” Ding Dong” but will be more likely to hear “Leave me alone” or “Go away”. They may find it amusing but you know that it is not funny. Why don’t they all just leave you […]
A Keyboard Brush Fit For the Blind
At first glance, a keyboard brush with the word “brush” spelled out with Braille bristles may seem like a gimmick, but I would be willing to bet that those raised bumps do a good job of getting into hard-to-reach areas. Still, even if the brush isn’t a gimmick, it is sure as hell priced like […]
Dignity Mug For The Elderly and Over-Caffeinated
The true purpose of the Dignity Mug is to provide a secure two-handed grip for those who have arthritis or limited strength in their hands. On the flipside, it could also prove useful for the jittery hands of the over-caffeinated.
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Butterfly Bottle Opener: Samurai Bar Goods
They actually call this a Balisong Bottle Opener which is from the original Philippine name for this type of knife. I thought a little history may interest you, but if not the opener’s function should. With a little practice you can whip this thing around like you always see in the martial arts movies. And […]
Tasmanian Devil Dump Paperweight: What is Going on in Australia?
We thought the Kangaroo nutsack pouches were bad, but a paperweight featuring a steaming loaf pinched by a young Tasmanian devil really takes the cake. I don’t know what the hell is going on in Australia, but their novelty gift industry is seriously f*cked up. Speaking of that, if you ever thought your job sucked, […]
This Can Cooler is a Real Bad Ass
There is nothing more intimidating than a guy drinking a beer out of a sunglass wearing ass with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth.
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UFO Pipe: Smoking With Little Green Men
If you are going to smoke then why would you not want to smoke from a nice, shiny UFO? It will put you one step ahead of the usual process. This time you will be seeing alien vehicles before you even start. You’ll know it is kicking in when the little green men appear since […]
Nail Brush: And I Do Mean Nails
You may find it amusing tending to your nails with an actual nail. But in reality, this thing being made out of a nail actually makes for a pretty sturdy handle. The novelty factor is on obvious plus as well, although I do not know how many people are going to be checking out your […]
Flabongo Beer Bong: Get Loaded With Help From Tacky Lawn Ornaments
The Flabongo is “the first and only beer bong constructed from a plastic flamingo.” Impressive. If you live in Florida you probably have a potential party bong on every lawn in your neighborhood.
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We Are All Getting Older, But I Don’t Need to Hear it From My Alarm Clock
As I have gotten older, there have been a number of occasions where I was reminded of something in my past and said “so, was that like 2 years ago?”—only to be informed that it was more like 6 years ago. The truth of the matter is that we are all getting older, and each […]
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