LEGO Star Wars Pens
There is no way to beat a personalized Star Wars pen. With this set you can choose your favorite character, add some colored shapes and build the coolest pen ever. If you get tired of a particular combination just take it apart and rebuild it. Just imagine all the envious stares at the your next [...]
Clever Collar: Screwing With the Lights Off
The headline may be a bit misleading. True, but an apt description for what you can do with the Clever Collar. It is a simple but useful little product. A round light with three LED’s that has a hole in it so you can slip it on pretty much any screwdriver. I suppose the fact [...]
Huge Gas Powered XRC2 RC Buggy
The picture makes this look like an almost life sized dune buggy. And for good reason. This thing is HUGE. It is a 1/5 scale radio control version coming in at an amazing 31.5″ long, 18″ wide and 11″ tall. And no need to buy that very expensive nitromethane fuel that typical small engines [...]
Breakfast Serving Platter with 3D Food
There is not a great need to make a great looking breakfast when the serving platter has a great looking 3D breakfast built into it. So even if your cooking skills leave something to be desired you can still put out a good looking spread. As long as you can keep the drunks from trying [...]
An Orange Juice Cigarette Lighter Won’t Eliminate Your Guilt
If you are feeling a little guilty about the fact that you still smoke, a lighter in the shape of a bottle of OJ isn’t going to make you feel healthier. Remember, you actually have to buy the real thing and drink it.
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Bubble Roll Message Maker
There is nothing like a gift that is as beneficial to the giver as it is to the recipient. That is because although it may be super cool being able to type out messages onto bubble gum, it is even cooler receiving a message that you can chew and blow bubbles with. So give it [...]
Matzah Toilet Seat Cover
A toilet seat made out of a religious item would just be wrong. A toilet seat cover has just slightly better odds of not offending anyone. I won’t be getting one but I would be amused as hell to see it in someone else’s house.
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You Don’t Need Charm To Get a Pirate’s Pants Off…You Need a Gun
Now here is a dumbass toy that will be amusing for a minute or two. Using your “happy baby” inscribed infrared light gun, you can drop this pirate’s pants with one good shot on his belt. He seems to enjoy it too, because he lets out a cackle when he drops trou (pirate foreplay). Check [...]
Break Glass In Case of a Sexual Emergency
You never know when your lame come-ons might actually impress some extremely drunk woman in a bar, which is why this Emergency Fire Alarm Condom Holder can give you peace of mind. Just break the “PRESS HERE” plastic plate when an emergency strikes. Reinstallation of the plate is easy too—just in case a miracle occurs [...]
Flip Flop Notepads
These are sold as wedding items, but I think they are ideal office items. Your body may have to be at work every day, but your mind can be at the beach. These Flip Flop Sandals can help get you in the right state of mind. You may not be able to feel the sand [...]
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