NANA Saver Banana Holder

The NANA Saver™ Banana Holder is like a chip clip for your half eaten bananas. Storing a full banana is child’s play compared to the need to preserve half a banana. Just open the jaws and seat the teeth into the half banana. There is a plate inside the clip that sits tight against [...]

Massage Pants Work Out The Kinks In Your Junk

From Fashionably Geek: The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for [...]

Lover Delights Towel Box For Your Spankin’ Tissues

When its just you, your computer, a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex—it is time to bust out Lover Delights Towel Box Skin Set. Just insert the box into one of the lover’s “beds” and get busy.
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L’il Suckers Keep Your Beer Secure While You Drive

Whether your drinkin’ on the road or on the water, the L’il Sucker will keep your beverage secure (and cold) thanks to a suction cup base that will stick just about anywhere. Naturally, these are intended for non-alcoholic beverages when used in a vehicle, but there is probably more than one drunk out there that [...]

Train Passenger Photo Frame

Take your favorite photo of a landscape and throw it into this train frame. It will feel like you are riding the rails and experiencing it for the first time.
That is the romantic way of looking at this frame. I look at it as the only way to make a picture with no people [...]

Stressed Out Man

You know that the office ties you in knots. If it isn’t an unreasonable boss it is stupid/lazy coworkers. With this guy on your desk you can not only relieve your stress but give them a not so subtle hint that they are one of the reasons for this particular affliction. This is your last [...]

The Toilet Brush of The Dammed

What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
Product Page ($29.99)

Breakfast Pillows: Nap On a Spread of Pancakes, Eggs, Toast and Coffee

I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.
Product Page ($39—$69)

Voice Recording Microphone Key Chain

How many times do you wish you could record a message, one that is under 10 seconds? And how many of those times did you have your keys with you? If both of those items are high probabilities then that could be a reason for you to try one of these out. I would [...]

Butt Butt Waterbutt: Put That Ass to Work

To tell you the truth, I really did not know what a waterbutt was until today. Apparently it is just the UK word for a rain barrel, as those of us in the states know it. However, the name rain barrel does not lend itself as well to this amusing interpretation. The Butt Butt [...]

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