Redneck Shootin’ Rest For Highway Hunting
Obviously, a gun mount for your pickup window is intended only as a novelty product, but I would be willing to bet that there is more than one redneck out there that would think this is a great idea.
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Sexy Girl Toilet Brush
Shouldn’t all of your bathroom accessories be as sexy as this toilet brush? This is no little tart on a stick, she looks to be a sweet young lady albeit with no top on. She’ll do a fine job of cleaning that nasty toilet, but you will have to let go when the job is [...]
A Comfortable Place to Pass Out
Until someone decides to make a dedicated toilet pillow, these pass out pillow covers will have to do the job.
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5 Foot Long Lure: Fishin’ For Whales and the Loch Ness Monster
I’m not a fisherman, but I do know that you will have a hard time handling a fish big enough to be caught with a 5 foot lure. So, it looks like that spot you reserved over your mantle for a certain mythical monster of the sea will remain empty for a long time to [...]
Space Shuttle Shot Glass
So it appears they now have a Space Shuttle Shot Glass to entice people to drink more. Like getting most guys to drink more is a problem. Since this is a novelty glass and is not intended to be used, leaving it out could just be a choking hazard for your thirsty friends. You know [...]
Flaming Guitar Lighter
Guitarists always seem to have a bit of an attitude. You can have that same attitude when you pull this Guitar Lighter out at your local bar. Beside its massive size and cool shape, it has flashing frets. Impressing even one person is reason enough to lug it around with you.
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Political Party Branding Irons: Let the Beef Do The Campaigning
They say you should never talk politics—especially at the dinner table. Now you can let your beef do the campaigning for you thanks to these political party steak branding irons. For example, if you are a die hard Democrat, invite your Republican friends over and serve them the best steak of their lives—branded with the [...]
Iron Man ArtFX Statue Comes Decked Out With LEDs
If you don’t mind blowing nearly $200 on glorified action figures, this Iron Man ArtFX Statue will make a nice addition to your collection. It stands at 13-inches tall and comes fitted with LEDs in the eyes, chest and palms. Plus, the attention to detail from the craftsmen at Kotobukiya is nothing if not impressive.
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Watch a Bug
Whoever thought this product was a great idea has obviously never taught in elementary school. Putting these on a bunch of kid’s wrists will just lead to a classroom full of crawling bugs. What else do you think a bunch of ten year olds are going to with a jailed bug on their wrist? And [...]
Game Pens: Travelling Fun
Playing something like Operation! on a pen is a good time waster, but it isn’t quite a party game. These pens here are much better for groups. You can have 4 play Trouble and any number can play Yahtzee or Boggle.
The pen on these really seems to be the afterthought, I would feel just as [...]
