The Tissue Whale: There She Blows!
Actually, it is more like where you blow…your nose. As you can see, the Tissue Whale can provide relief from stuffy noses when you stuff him full of Kleenex.
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USB Office Fairy Lights
If you wonder what good these lights are, I can give you two excellent reasons. First, anything that plugs into your USB port and is not associated with computing is cool. It just is. And if it happens to be fairy lights that you can drape on your screen that is acceptable. The second reason [...]
Skeeter Beeter Pro Hammock
Isn’t the whole idea of relaxing in a hammock to enjoy the outdoors? While I do understand the desire to keep the bugs away, it still seems like it is not much different than being in some screened in porch. However, if your goal is to hide from the wife who wants the lawn mowed, [...]
The Diet Piggy: A Little Shame Can Go a Long Way
Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off [...]
Ugly Bags Cure Heavy Duty Hideousness
From Fashionably Geek: We have all heard the joke about putting a paper bag over the head of any ugly lover, but sometimes the situation can be downright serious. These Ugly Bags are “heavy duty for extra ugliness” so you know that they will make quick work of a code red ugly situation.
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Schylling’s Hercules Magnet is Mayan and Muscular
Imagine the kind of fun kids could have with a gigantic red magnet shaped like some sort of big, red Mayan God.
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Cane Fishing Pole
What is a man to do as he works his way slowly around town with his cane? If you had a Fishing Pole Cane you could sit down at the first body of water you pass and while away the afternoon trying to catch some fish. You weren’t really walking around with any purpose anyway. [...]
Ants Salt and Pepper Shakers
You are bound to attract ants when eating outdoors, so you may as well bring your own. The two ants pictured are salt and pepper shakers. While it may be a little tough to tell the two apart, maybe these two behemoths can act as a deterrent for all those smaller ants that want to [...]
Poor Pig Pet Bowl: Poochie Has an Insatiable Thirst For Blood
Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
Skeleton Table: That’s a Fine Way to Treat Your Ancestors!
This “Ancestor” Skull Table gives us a glimpse into what Hell must be like. Condemned to a life of servitude where you must hold up Satan’s beer and remotes for an eternity.
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