Flamingo-Away Garden Monsters
It is one thing if all your gnomes are taken away, quite another if they start picking on your flamingos. If your garden is overrun with small creatures then maybe you should let this Flamingo-Away take care of you problems. No Gnomes to deal with, which can only be a plus, which leaves only the [...]
Giant Revenge of The Great White Pool Sculpture: Just In Time For Shark Week
Just in case you haven’t noticed, the Discovery Channel is in the midst of its 21st annual Shark Week tradition (July 27th to August 2nd). To commemorate this momentous occasion, I present to you this 8-foot Revenge of the Great White Shark Sculpture. You can put this monster anywhere you have room—but if you are [...]
Ninjaflauge Underwear: Blend In, Disappear and Keep Your Boys Snug
From Fashionably Geek: The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
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Earth Globe Aquarium With Blue LED Will Freak Out Your Fish
It’s a good thing fish are stupid because I’m sure that they would not find the humor in a miniscule bowl designed to look like the planet Earth. And with that intense blue LED shining down on it every night, your fish will probably be begging for the merciful freedom of a porcelain grave.
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The Comedian’s Sidearms and Rorschach’s Grappling Gun Prop Replicas From “The Watchmen”
It’s not slated for release until March 6th 2009, but merchandising for The Watchmen movie is already underway. Among the products that have already been announced, the prop replica guns for the Comedian and Rorschach are probably the most interesting. Hit the jump for detailed images and more info on each replica set.
Light Up Autobot Logo USB Hub Would Be Very Distracting
I enjoy the Transformers as much as the next nerd, but a 4.5-inch Autobot logo that lights up when connected to your computer may have a tendency to draw the eye. It could also result in a lack of sleep—unless you are afraid of the dark. In that case it may come in handy as [...]
Basketball Court Light
When you first read the description of this light you may not have thought that it would include the ball, entire court and goals at each end. I didn’t. No other basketball themed hanging lamp is going to compare to the total of everything you get here. Beside it being complete, the floor of this [...]
Portable Fireplace Suitcase
This Portable Fireplace Suitcase is a simple way to have a fireplace wherever you want it. Between its smokeless fire and its ability to be placed anywhere it is truly able to be used anywhere. Want a fireplace on your living room rug? Done. Office space a bit dreary lately? Add a fireplace. Your boss [...]
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks: Time Keeping For Nymphomaniacs
If you and your partner are hopelessly addicted to sex, the Kama Sutra Clock pictured above will give you something new to try every hour. But, if you need something a little weirder more sophisticated to turn you on, check out the clock after the break.
Toilet Roll Puzzle: You Will Have to Rely on Your Wits If You Want to Wipe
If you reach for the toilet paper roll only to find a “Don’t Pee Me Off” puzzle denying access—stay calm. You must stay sharp if you want to emerge victorious. And remember—dingleberries are the price of failure.
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