The Best of Nerd Approved: August 25th-31st 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 25th to the 31st 2008:
Happy Dreaming Pillowcase: Cash, cars, sex and money. Looks about right to me.
Unit Circle (Radian) Wall Clock: A trig nerd timekeeper.
Dead Gnomes: Your garden gnome commits hara-kiri.
Handheld Gaydar: Does “maybe” mean bi?
The Pirate Mug: Coffee, sugar and LEDs.
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Remote Control Lawyer
What better way to inform someone you are going to sue them than to let this remote control lawyer do the job. You can program in whatever phrase you like in addition to the stock phrases he comes with and play them at a push of a button on the briefcase remote control. He comes [...]
Giant Plush Octopus Looks Like the Real Thing
If your kids are not into cute and cuddly plush toys, perhaps they would prefer a hideous 36-inch octopus instead? Man, your kids are weird.
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The Soda Can USB Humidifier Keeps You Moist
“What are you drinking? Japanese soda?”
“Yes…yes I am. I have it imported.”
“Weird, can I try it?”
“No, actually….”
“Jesus dude, this stuff tastes like steam…and the can has a cord. I just don’t get Japanese food.”
Powered by USB, this bizarre can-shaped humidifier will secretly keep you moist at home or at the office.
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Chicken Feet Egg Cups
These egg cups are an amusing way to serve up some eggs in the morning. But seeing my eggs served with actual chicken feet on them would make me feel a little guilty. Not that it would stop me from eating, but there would be just a bit of an uncomfortable feeling as I did.
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Condom Gun: A Loaded Gun For Your Loaded Weapon
It may just be a conceptual product at this point, but I can’t imagine that there is any self respecting male that wouldn’t feel just a little cooler when he pulls this gun out. The first reason is that it may be the last time you need a condom for a while, the second is [...]
Wiener Wrapping With Sausage Print Packing Tape
Damn—An 82 foot sausage. I haven’t seen a wiener that big since…
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Duel Shots: Take Ten Paces
Get a friend of yours over to your place, pour a couple shots and face off. Each of you can grab the pistol grip handle and point the double barrels at each other as you choke down that moonshine. After seeing these. i can’t believe you would do shots with any other glass.
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Concealed Weapons Tie Will Sneak Past Security
From Fashionably Geek: On the front: a harmless stopwatch. On the back: dynamite. It gives you something to fantasize about during your next boring business meeting.
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Twin Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…Toilet Seasoning
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he [...]
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