Monkey Spanker: Vibrator For Men (NSFW)
It seems that you can find women’s sex toys everywhere. You see a few for men, but the women’s products probably outnumber them 10:1. Maybe it is just that men are not particular at all about how they reach their goal. And I am not sure they are going to be any more turned on [...]
6 Barreled Strobe Light Turret Shoots Smoke 15 Feet
A little fog machine? Ha! Why don’t you be a man for once and step up to this 6 barreled smoke turret? This 5 foot tall, 7 foot long monster features a 180-degree movable tripod, the ability to shoot smoke up to 15 feet and it has strobe lights concealed in the gun sight. Obviously, [...]
Obama and McCain Campaign Gargoyles
Show your support for Obama or McCain in the weirdest way possible with these election year campaign gargoyles.
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Guitar Shaped Bamboo Cutting Board
Take a mundane chore, like slicing lemons for some mixed drinks, and turn it into fun by doing it on this cutting board. It is amazing that just making the cutting board in the shape of a guitar can change your whole outlook. Each slice will be just like strumming on the strings. About the [...]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure: Clip Clop
This horse action figure is a true action figure. When they are sitting on a table your friends may wonder about your fascination with coconuts. They certainly won’t be envisioning a horse. But pick them up and bang them together to make the sound of a horse trotting and they will understand immediately. Unless they [...]
Lusha the Crusher
She’s big, she’s horny and she will rock your world. Just clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble as Lusha goes to town on this poor guy. You can see that this guy has enough strain on him to wrinkle all his skin up. But honestly, he doesn’t look like he is [...]
This Spooky Skull Flies the Not-So Friendly Skies
Using batwings and propeller power, this flying skull soars around the room tethered to a cord attached to the ceiling. It also features light up eyes and motorized chomping jaws—which only add to the terror experienced as this thing smashes into your face in the dark.
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Hand Dog Leash
What a nice way to walk hand in hand with your dog. You hold the hand, the hand holds the leash for the dog. I can’t think of any better way for you to set up an insanity defense for any crime you may commit in the future. Yes, it will look that weird.
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The Pirate Mug: Coffee, Sugar and LEDs
This clear pirate skull mug lights up with four bright blue LEDs when lifted off of the table, and stops when set back down. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your freaky, glowing cup.
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Handheld Gaydar
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This Gaydar meter is perfect for those who are questioning their sexuality. Rather than stew over the question for weeks, just press the button and you get a quick answer. Unfortunately, that answer could be “Maybe”. At least it comes on a keychain so you can carry it around [...]
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