The “Durasell” Battery Lighter: Only Water Can Stop the Copper Top
We’ve all heard warnings to keep batteries away from intense heat. Now you can show everyone how reckless you are by using a battery to produce intense heat and light up your next cigarette. The “Durasell” lighter is a novelty lighter that is designed to look like a C-type battery. Its windproof, produces a 2300 degree [...]
The Super Bolt: 3 Hard Inches in Your Pants
The product descriptions for the super bolt and the smaller pocket bolt storage containers are so over the top they would make James Lipton blush. Apparently they believe the oversized novelty bolt will be used to hold troves of diamonds, love letters, and deeds to mansions on the Côte d’Azur. The product description asks: “Is [...]
Jason Will Help You Save Some Money On Candy This Halloween
You may be able to scare a number of trick or treaters away from ringing your doorbell if you drop this 7 foot Jason inflatable on your front porch. The kids already have visions of monsters in their heads, the last thing they are likely to want to face is a hockey masked man with [...]
Knock Down Some Pins With The Earth
If you can’t knock over ten little bowling pins with the Earth then maybe you need to find a simpler sport. While bowling alleys are not typically known for cool products, this one would seem to be the exception. You may want to be careful about where they put the finger holes, if they put [...]
The Spidy Skeleton: The Unholy Spawn of “Arachniality”
We all know there are women out there that are into some seriously freaky stuff. And sure, bats, gophers, dogs, mice, beavers and emus may be fine for your average zoophile, but the truly adventurous save all their lovin’ for spiders. Why? Because they risk having a hideous man-spider like the one exemplified here. Not only [...]
Emergency Yodel Button
It can be tough to muster up a yodel in the middle of your office. And finding someone who is willing to provide maybe impossible as well. For those cases when it is necessary you can get a yodel on demand. Push the button and a little Bavarian yell will be provided. You can never [...]
Little Thinkers Give New Meaning to the Term “Pot Belly”
Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny [...]
Life Ring Coasters - Boat Included
Winter will be so much nicer if you have some reminders of the nicer weather. You will be thinking of warm days on the beach as you pull a life ring out of your little row boat. And while life rings are usually thrown to someone who has fallen overboard, these coasters are meant to [...]
The Best of Nerd Approved: September 22nd-28th 2008
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 22nd to the 28th 2008:
Coughing Lighter: Your lighter nags you to quit.
Exotic Ladies Coasters: Retro Polaroid perversion.
Buffy Ouija Board: Buffy-branded merchandise is more effective in contacting the dead.
Luxury Camo Car Cover: Products that should exist but don’t.
Shotgun Shell Mailbox: Oversized for your issues of “Guns and [...]
Declaration Of Ownership Stickers
These Declaration of Ownership Stickers are great for roommates and those about to be single again. Go through the whole house and make sure everything that is yours will not get lost in the shuffle. They may not be legally binding, but it is certainly worth a shot.
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