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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.
Domsai Terrariums: Give your plants a mech.
Steady-Eddie Pizza Cutter: Steady Eddie’s death defying pizza ride on the bladed unicycle of doom.
Mr. P Picture Frame: Opens up and says “Ahhhh”.
Karate Bookends: Kick the hell out of eReaders.
Mr. P’s large yawn creates yet another fine product for your home. That open mouth is a perfect place for you to put a picture. He will just sit there all day so that your best photos are displayed properly in the picture frame. There is also a spring between the neck and head so that you can move his head in all directions. Available in in white, blue and pink and holds a 5 cm diameter picture.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
It looks as though Mr. P has finally snapped. All of those horrible jobs have driven him to use the ample slack of your headphone cord to do do himself in. On the plus side, he does make for a great cable tidy.
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Better to have your dog chew on the Mr. Poops dog toy than to go out and bring back the real thing. This squeak toy comes packaged appropriately poking his head up out of a toilet seat. Sort of like a sacrificed Mr. Hankey.
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With all the chores that Mr. P has to do around the house I am a bit surprised that he has the time and energy to have a pet. Not only does his dog have a head that shines light, but it can also be adjusted vertically to fit wherever you need. He is suitably featureless just like Mr. P himself.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 4th to August 10th 2008:
Cha Table/Chair : A huge coffee mug as furniture.
Li’l Tubby Bowl : Are you done yet fatso?
Plastic T. Pot : It will stupify stuffy tea drinkers.
R/C Dead Fred Zombie Chaser : The $2650 price tag is the really scary part.
R2-D2 USB Mini Fridge : R2-D2 loses his head to keep your beer cold.
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Poor Mr. P. When he is not putting the family jewels in danger, he is forced to survive on what little you drip on the side of your mug. You would think the poor guy would get more respect for all the jobs that he has.
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We have seen Mr. P use his manhood for a lot of jobs: lamps, wine stoppers, towel holders and the like—but those jobs were fairly risk free. Not so with his gig as a doorstop. The aptly titled “One Man Cry” will keep your door open at the expense of our little friend here. The way I see it Mr. P, if you are going to use your penis for a living it had better be in the porn industry.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 25th-March 2nd 2008.
I Rub My Wormie “Massager“: Just don’t let the kids get a hold of it.
Golf Bag Lamp: Almost as tacky as those pants you wear on the course.
Alien Spaceship Lawn Figures: More fun, less probing.
Mr. P Towel Holder: This dude has a chubby for towels.
Boobie Dodgeball: The sport of kings. (NSFW)
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
