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As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 28th-October 4th, 2009:
Hot And Wet Shower Curtain: Be a cover model every morning.
Alligetter LED Tool: Strong jaws for small places.
Perfume Bottle USB Card Reader: Now Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene.
Mummies Vs. Vampires Checkers: It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld.
Screaming Flying Granny: Still has some life in her.
The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
Product Page ($32.77)
Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
Product Page ($16)
If you’re looking for a great way to compliment the Bloody Serial Killer shower curtain we’ve featured in the past, how about adding the Blood Bath mat? It’s a combination fit for the Rob Zombie level of horror movie fanatics, plus it will make any bathroom floor look clean.
Product Page: (£14.99, or about $21)
I have no idea what some people are doing in the shower that it takes them more than ten minutes to clean themselves off. I do know that having this shower curtain is not only not going to reduce their time in the shower, but it may exacerbate the problem. The shower curtain has French, German and Italian to English translations. Pick one up before your next European tour and maybe you will learn enough to find out where the bars and bathrooms are. Just the necessities, of course.
Product Page ($26)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 10th-16th 2008:
Bruce Lee Statue: Bruce’s statue is 6ft of idealized fury.
Cup of Tantalus: Get your name removed from every invite list for the rest of time.
Darth Vader Christmas Waterglobe: Santa Vader knows who has been naughty and nice.
Headphone Monkey Shower Curtain: Prepare for unflattering assessments of your naked body.
Giant Rubber Band: A 6ft. rubber band requires an iron will.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Urban artist Kyle Thompson’s “Headphone Monkey” can listen to his jams and make unflattering assessments of your naked body now that he is available in shower curtain form.
Product Page ($25)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 21st to July 27th 2008:
Wolverine Claw Replicas: Awesome, but it will take a little work to wear them.
Indiana Jones Lamps: Features the fertility Idol and crystal skull.
Pop Quiz Wall Clock: Finally, a practical use for calculus.
Elvis Dream Camera: Take a picture with the king.
Serial Killer Shower Curtain: Sound and motion activated gore!
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
The classic Psycho shower curtain was interesting, but it is nothing compared to this Bloody Serial Killer version. The added gore is a nice touch, but it is the sound and motion activated “Psycho” music clip complete with screaming woman that really hits it out of the park.
Product Page ($19.98—available 8/15/08)
