
The Hot and Wet Shower Curtain lets you be a nude cover model every time you are in the shower. The shower curtain has the look of a magazine cover, though this magazine is on the par of Barely Legal. You may not look your best in the morning, but luckily you won’t be able to see yourself. Force others to confront that scary image.
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Close your eyes when you are in the shower and you could just as easily be outside in the rain. This shower curtain captures the famous scene with Gene Kelly singing and dancing. Of course when you are in your shower you would hope there would not be some strange man in there with you, with or without an umbrella.
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If you’re looking for a great way to compliment the Bloody Serial Killer shower curtain we’ve featured in the past, how about adding the Blood Bath mat? It’s a combination fit for the Rob Zombie level of horror movie fanatics, plus it will make any bathroom floor look clean.
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I have no idea what some people are doing in the shower that it takes them more than ten minutes to clean themselves off. I do know that having this shower curtain is not only not going to reduce their time in the shower, but it may exacerbate the problem. The shower curtain has French, German and Italian to English translations. Pick one up before your next European tour and maybe you will learn enough to find out where the bars and bathrooms are. Just the necessities, of course.
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Urban artist Kyle Thompson’s “Headphone Monkey” can listen to his jams and make unflattering assessments of your naked body now that he is available in shower curtain form.
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The classic Psycho shower curtain was interesting, but it is nothing compared to this Bloody Serial Killer version. The added gore is a nice touch, but it is the sound and motion activated “Psycho” music clip complete with screaming woman that really hits it out of the park.
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You like a little privacy when you take a shower, let your draft beer enjoy the same type of alone time. This pilsner glass has a full shower scene painted on the glass. As an homage to the wonderful elixir the shower curtain has beer bottles on it. So now when you wake up and go through your morning routine, you can bring a beer that fits right in. If nothing else it gives you a reason to have a beer at 8 in the morning.
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