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Kevin Smith pimping for himself with an (in)action figure that does absolutely nothing seems about right. I am sure the fact that there are no movable parts on this doll is just to frustrate those that would love to put him into compromising positions. Minus using some cutting tools it just isn’t going to happen.
Product Page ($12.95, available Jan 2010)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
Remember that scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Well now you can commemorate that horrible piece of cinematic history by spending $175 on a 12-inch action figure. A gallery of images is available after the break.
There is no reason that cops are the only ones who should be allowed to have an interrogation room. This small diorama is meant for use with any action figures you may have, although Batman and the Joker would look perfect in there. Play out your own sadistic fantasies in the comfort of your own living room with this kit.
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Ever wonder what the NFL would look like if it was run by a Studio 54, Solid Gold and Village People conglomerate? Well, you can get an idea when you put one of these NFL lawn statues in your yard. Although the QB will never part with the ball, he’ll still entertain you with his endless cycle of throwing motions that seem to say: “Go deep…deeper…deeper……..deeper”. Plus, with weather resistant mylar construction you can keep the action going all season long, or at least until your team starts to suck. 11 team colors are available and each figure stands 44″ x 28″.
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The Exorcist Regan Spider Walk Figure was great, but even that cannot compare to the new possesed Regan boxed set. With the push of a button you can activate her 360-degree spinning head along with demonic sounds from the film.
Product Page ($40 / June Pre-Order)
Using this timber kit, you can construct your very own kissing couple. Once complete, you can even control their make-out session with the hand crank (you sick bastard). Unfortunately, this couple is rather shy about being observed, as you can plainly see from their expressions in the picture after the break.
Hey, even nerds still get old fashioned mail now and then. Mostly eBay-ed collectible action figures and products from the Bacon of the Month club—but mail nonetheless.
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A paperclip makes a perfect bookmark, but there isn’t a lot of personality to it. Unless they happen to have hands, feet or tails. This set contains a pair with feet, a pair with hands and one tail model. In total you have enough parts for one complete animal. Not sure if that is what the designer had in mind or not, but I know any of those appendages would look amusing hanging out of the pages of my book.
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Let’s face it, streakers are a part of the game. So, if you want to keep your Foosball experience authentic, you are going to need this set (and probably a few policemen action figures to cart them off).
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