Apparently building radio-controlled model airplanes isn’t just about having a fun hobby; it’s also about bombing shit. This plug-n-play system includes a 1:6 scale, 103 gram bomb that operates using a servo wire connected to a spare channel on your radio. It also splits in half in order to carry virtually any payload you wish and comes complete with an impact protector and a bomb release pod that ensures a positive release every time. Why do I get the feeling these things will be horribly misused?
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The Gas Guard is designed to prevent fuel spills from wrecking your paint job, but it kind of looks like your car has a bib. Seriously, it should have a little lobster printed on the front. Of course, it won’t be long before you start saying things like “Here comes the airplane! That gas is so yummy huh? Oh, you spilled some…who’s Mommy’s little slob? Is the Honda Mommy’s little slob? Yeah, Honda’s Mommy’s little slob.”
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One of the world’s leading purveyors of curios and miscellania, Fred and Friends, has unveiled their Spring 2010 catalog. In case you missed our posts over the holiday weekend, here is a list of the best new stuff.
Airplane Food Placemat: Placemats that can be folded into several different paper airplane designs.
360 Degree Pen: Turns your finger into a hula hoop star.
Cakewich: It’s a cake annnd a sandwich.
Cold Blooded: Vampire fang ice molds.
Polluted Glasses: For truly toxic drinks.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 28th 2009- January 3rd, 2010:
The Stupidest Products of 2009: Part I
The Stupidest Products Of 2009: Part II
Airplane Food: Don’t play with your food…Play with your placemat.
Polluted Glasses: Serve up your best poison.
On The Fritz Clock: This clock is on the fritz.
Or play with both using these “Airplane Food” placemats. Now you’ll have fifty 15″ x11.5″ fold-and-fly airplanes in five different designs that can be used to deliver a payload of french fries across the dinner table or for target practice when you attempt to drop a condiment payload directly in the center of your awaiting hamburger patty. Guaranteed to annoy.
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The Airplane Jumper Pendulum Wall Clock has a unique design with the parachutist being the pendulum and the rotating prop area as the clock. I certainly hope that biplane is a two seater or that plane is now flying itself. Made of hand painted resin.
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There have been several versions of dynamite alarm clocks or bomb alarm clocks in the past, but this one is by far the best looking. So good in fact, that it would be highly dangerous to transport it on airplanes or across borders.
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If you live in places where gray and wet is a way of life, like England, Scotland, Ireland or the Pacific Northwest, this product is utterly useless. For everyone else, you have an artificial rain drop altar stuck to your windows which can be used to brown nose the rain gods when summer brings those annoying droughts.
Product Page: ($29)
When you are so bored at work that you rely on peanut erasers to whisk you away to less miserable places like a grueling airplane flight or even (God forbid) the circus, it’s time to update your resume my friend.
Product Page: ($5.50 for a bag of 5)
From Fashionably Geek: It used to be that the only potential danger of paper airplanes was eye poking and paper cuts. Now that we have tools like electric launchers, these flights can turn deadly in a hurry.
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