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peaceful bomb vase

They  call it the “Peaceful Bomb Vase,” but if you are a jilted lover looking for something to throw, it would be a fitting projectile. Plus, it would fit your deadly motif perfectly alongside the 3 Guns vase.

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My Bullet offers you custom engraving of your choice on 50 caliber bullets. They give you the option of single or double sided engraving, 16 characters per line. That should be enough room to mark commemorate whomever you choose on either a brass or silver bullet. I guess the silver are for those with severe werewolf fears.

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Biting the bullet has never been so tasty. Instead of some nasty metallic taste these will give you chocolaty goodness. Each box is a miniature model of a real ammunition case that can be used for all sorts of purposes even when all those chocolate bullets are spent. Twenty rounds of 50 caliber bullets in each box.

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Babysitting has never been easy. The tools of the trade are entirely different than they used to be. This kit includes a Good Luck Bear modular armored vest, a handy chart for evaluating different ammunition and a first-aid kit stocked with band-aids and tissues featuring the “Sucking Chest Wound Bear” on the front. With any luck you won’t be the one nursing any wounds of your own, at least not life threatening ones. There is no way to get out without a little bit of damage.

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This 25-inch field cannon uses flint and a automatic charging mechanism to fire calcium carbide “ammunition.” In other words, it will create one hell of a flash and boom—and it can fire several shots in succession. Use it to celebrate a big event, or just place it on your desk at work to add emphasis. Sales are up 50% bitches! BOOM!

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Another one of those products that are perfect for kids. Teach them to pop ammunition into their mouths. Not sure some adults wouldn’t pick up bad habits from this either. In any case, nice little bullet shaped mints for those of you that can handle the responsibility.

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shellcooler.jpgCelebrate your manliness with the Shotgun Shell Bottle Cooler. The 3″ magnum shell will keep your drink cold and scare off unwanted visitors. Plus, there is little chance someone would confuse their feminine little bottle cooler with this masculine piece of ammunition.

I would suggest not trying to use this with a wine cooler. It’s just wrong.

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Season ShotHave you ever taken a bite of your dinner, only to chip your tooth on some buckshot? I know I haven’t – but apparently it is a big enough problem that someone has developed a product to eliminate it.

Believe it or not, Season Shot is live ammunition loaded with meat seasonings. The avid hunter can choose from 4 flavors – Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki, and Honey Mustard.

So now you can blow that pheasant away with spicy goodness. What more does a hunter need?

Season Shot is expected to hit the market sometime in 2007.

By the way, check out the Season Shot website. It’s hilarious.

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Xythos RevolverThe Xythos Revolver has been billed as the smallest firing revolver in the world – even though its ammunition consists of blanks and flares.

From the SmallFlare website:

Together with our flare kit, Xythos Revolver – the world’s smallest firing revolver – is a great resource for hikers, skiers, backpackers and all outdoor enthusiasts. Lightweight, small and easy to transport, the Original Xythos Revolver comes with a keychain and a tie pin letting you wear your firepower right upfront!…To use, just thread on the barrel extension to your revolver, drop in the flare and pull the trigger! Flares will zoom up to 100 feet high in a one of several blazing colors.”

Is it just me or does the idea of anyone using this thing as a “resource” seem hysterical? Personally, I would like to see a shoulder holster developed for it.

The Xythos Revolver can be purchased here for 59.50 EUR ($75).

Red Ferret