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Happy Man is very excited to open any bottle for you. You might think that smile would turn into a frown as you use his appendage to rip the cap off a bottle, but there is no change in expression at all. One caveat to keep women from being disillusioned: the happy man’s features are not to scale.
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It is not entirely clear what part of the anatomy this corkscrew is, but from the position of it we can take a pretty good guess. A gifted man with an appendage that is more useful than most.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Smile Wheels: Attempt to make casters fun.
Right Hand Lamp: Nothing like a couple of your appendages to light your hallway.
Sons of Bitches Magnet Set: Which one of these magnets doesn’t belong?
Skateboard Chandelier: Shred the darkness.
Yoda Mouse: Star Wars characters as played by mice.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Nothing like a couple of your appendages to make a lamp that will light your hallway. The right hand holds the bulb and the left hand shades the glare of that naked bulb. Maybe they will come up with a fixture made of feet just to even things out.
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A paperclip makes a perfect bookmark, but there isn’t a lot of personality to it. Unless they happen to have hands, feet or tails. This set contains a pair with feet, a pair with hands and one tail model. In total you have enough parts for one complete animal. Not sure if that is what the designer had in mind or not, but I know any of those appendages would look amusing hanging out of the pages of my book.
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No one would ever accuse a rooster of being an elegant flying machine. While he can achieve lift off, it won’t be pretty or for a very long distance. And if there were a tree in his way, this tree art is a pretty accurate depiction of how that would turn out. With all the appendages being mounted on springs, a gentle breeze will have him moving just like a real, mortally wounded rooster stuck in a tree might.
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The Mr. P Towel Holder is impressive not only for his ability to hold a towel on one of his appendages, but to have an appendage large to hold a towel on. Try something a little heavier to see what this guy is really made of.
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