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It’s hard not to linger around a bit longer on a smoke break when this is your ashtray.

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poker-ashtray

It just isn’t a poker game without clouds of smoke enveloping the room. This poker ashtray may get the smoking action a lot closer to the game than these players would like, but that sectional sofa just works out so nicely to corral live embers and ashes.

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crapmaster3000

If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.

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bathtub-ashtray

The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.

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pipe-ashtray

If you are going to smoke then you might as well take the lifestyle all the way. Using a pipe shaped ashtray is one of the ways to decorate your personal flavor country.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 31st – September 6th, 2009:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl Nesting Doll: Carl Brutananadilewski’s nesting doll dissection.

Shrimp Massager: Has magic claws to work sore muscles.

Gadget Gum: Deliciously synthetic.

Latex Baby Bat: Bat Boy lives!

Transformer Robot Model Resin Ashtray: Aka Transformers bumblebee ashtray.

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bumblebee ashtray

This proves that Bumblebee will go to great lengths for reconnaissance missions.

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tortoise usb hub

This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.

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sand-trap-tableThis table is meant for every golfer who spends so much time the sand traps that having a sand trap built into a table at their home only makes sense. The tabletop has a nice carving of a green on the one side and the real sand filled bunker on the other. It can double as an ashtray if you find stubbing out lit cigarettes in it is the only way to feel better about yourself.

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fire-hydrant-ashtray

There can’t be a safer floor standing ashtray than this Fire Hydrant version. It’s bright red color will be hard for any smoker to miss and the fire hydrant shape will keep them thinking about the possibility of starting a fire with their cigarette. Of course, a couple drinks and all of that is pretty useless, but at least you are trying.

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