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Yeah, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would have been a very different movie if Leatherface went around wielding this Hello Kitty chainsaw. He would have probably Bedazzled his skin mask, worn a pink bow in his hair and sprinkled glitter over his victims before dismembering them. I don’t know which version would be more frightning.
(Hello Kitty Hell via Albotas via Neatorama)
Now that is one hot dog. If you take a look at the flipside of the bottle, you can see how he managed to sculpt…10 pack abs?
You remember the infamous bacon tuxedo right? The image above has made the rounds on several different products, none of them more baffling than this 500 piece puzzle. It’s only $10 if you think you can handle it.
However, if that’s not enough meat puzzle for you, step up to Sunrise in Meatopia and fantasize about lying in a sausage canoe, lazily floating down a river of gravy with the hot sun cooking the Meatopian landscape to crispy perfection.
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
We get a lot of tips about new stuff here at Nerd Approved, but I’m curious to see some of these products out in the wild. I’m also interested in getting readers more involved with what we do. So, take a picture of stuff you own, stuff your friends own, stuff you come across in stores or on the street, whatever. If it’s amusing, nerdy or weird, we will post it.
Just send your photo to tips@nerdapproved.com along with any necessary stories or descriptions. In addition to all the credit and glory, submissions will also make you automatically eligible to win prizes in special contests we will run from time to time. As an example, here is a completely ridiculous and poorly executed picture of me trying to feed my t-shirt baby with a bottle of bacon squeezins. Now that’s parenting. Speaking of shirts, if you happen to own a lot of nerdy shirts and other clothing, we want to see that on our sister site Fashionably Geek.
Forget water or Gatorade, a true athlete knows that the best way to stay hydrated is to bring a bottle full of bacon squeezins, pickle brine or robot monkey banana juice to the gym. It gives you the energy you need to really achieve that slim and trim figure you always wanted (and all of that puking doesn’t hurt either). A gallery of these unique stainless steel bottles is available after the break.
Three tastes that taste great together in one simple breakfast mix: pancakes, chocolate and bacon. No need to fry up bacon, cook chocolate chip cookies and make pancakes to enjoy all three, although if you are like me you would probably be fine with that as long as someone else was doing the work.
Product Page ($14)
Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
Product Page ($17)
Congrats to Dustin Snyder for winning our Mr. Bacon Board Game and Handerpants Contest from Archie McPhee. He assures me that a Mr. Bacon game night is in the works, which will undoubtedly be an awesome time. Good luck on your journey through Meatland dude.
Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
