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Hitting the bathroom is not always an activity that can be counted on to end in 3 minutes—especially when you eat nothing but chili dogs and coffee. As long as you are in there you may as well see if you can catch a fish.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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I have seen some pretty cool conceptual versions of a Battleship Drinking Game, but this is the first I have seen that is actually available to be purchased. The concept is very simple: if your opponent takes a shot at your ships and hits one, then you have to take that shot. Keep going until all ships are hit or your opponent has to make a place to sleep in the bathroom. To give the game that final touch of realism, each shot glass has a picture of a ship on it.
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No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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Your bathroom will look like you turned back the clocks when you decorate with the Down On The Farm Bath Accessories. The items shown above are just four of the many available: the old fashioned water pump as a lotion dispenser, the wooden bucket tumbler, the tractor toothbrush holder and the wagon soap dish. This set will make at least one room of your house like an oasis free of any technology.
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Using this toilet seat clock in the bathroom would be the natural choice, but it is possible it would fit in with the decor of other rooms in your house. Wherever you do hang it, every hour will be announced with a flush and probably scare the hell out of anyone using the toilet at that point.
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After finally tying the knot, the bathroom man and woman left their jobs to get into the chalkboard business. They also got themselves a couple of eraser Scottie Dogs. Indeed, the unfortunate sights and smells of their former life are now just a distant memory.
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You shouldn’t have to provide your guests instructions about how to properly use the toilet, but strange things happen late at night during parties. For those occasions this roll of toilet paper provides complete instructions. Unfortunately, in their inebriated state their reading skills may not be much better than their bathroom skills.
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