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As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
Oh, it’s just an arm that sticks to your bathroom mirror so you can blow dry hands-free. I was hoping it was something else.
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Yeah, the 19th century may have created literary masterpieces like “The Prince and the Pauper” and “Great Expectations”, but it’s the 21st century that gave them an anal salute by renaming them “The Prince and the Pooper” and “Great Expellations” for use on boxes of fart-obscuring matches. It may seem like a disservice to the authors at first, but let’s be honest, there are a lot of people out there who would have never heard of these books unless they were associated with blowing the buttock bassoon.
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If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.
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Your bathroom is a normal place to find a first aid kit and this one is permanently mounted as a medicine cabinet. Use it as any other medicine cabinet to store your prescriptions and toiletries, though if someone goes to grab this first aid kit in an emergency, not only will they likely not find typical first aid kit gear, they will also take a chunk of the wall with it.
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Lighting a match to try to kill those nasty odors in the bathroom has been used for years. Unfortunately for the poor sap who uses the bathroom after you, this oversized match box does not contain any matches at all, just a box of tissues. Of course, they still come in handy for sneezing and masturbation.
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Not many people have a urinal in their home, and some of these urinal cakes might be bad for business in a public bathroom, so the only solution I see is to carry one around in your pee-stained pockets and bust it out when necessary. Also available in a customizable version.
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Hitting the bathroom is not always an activity that can be counted on to end in 3 minutes—especially when you eat nothing but chili dogs and coffee. As long as you are in there you may as well see if you can catch a fish.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 5th-11th, 2009:
Surprise Mugs: Have a great anti-theft feature. (PSFW)
Stig Soap on a Rope and Body Wash: Lather up with the Stig.
Bullet Bill 3D Magnet: Blasts off your fridge.
Head Chef Utensils: Were mutated in a bizarre kitchen accident.
Alien Facehugger Plush: Gives you the kiss of death.
The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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