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The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.

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Rubber ducks in the bathtub are for kids. Waterproof Battleship Radios are for men, particularly those that enjoy a relaxing bath. This warship will play your favorite radio stations while you pretend to blow up everything around you. This is probably the only thing that will keep your friends from harassing you about enjoying baths in the first place.

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Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 19th-January 25, 2009:

Boat Couch: Looks like a seaworthy vessel.

Glass Bathtub: It’s bulletproof and bomb-proof.

Corndog vs. Broccoli: For the heavyweight championship.

Clone Wars Projection Torch: It’s not a lightsaber.

Pill-Shaped Grip Exerciser: Steroids for a strong, masculine handshake.

The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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If you are an exhibitionist that takes baths with a gun at arm’s reach, you may be interested to know that the Chinese are making transparent bulletproof bathtubs now. Actually, the manufacturer claims that it is bomb-proof as well, so you have some cover should WWIII ever erupt during sexy time in your bathroom.

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The sole of every shoe you wear gives you traction to get around in the world. So wouldn’t it seem appropriate for them to keep you from slipping in the bathtub as well? I think so, and this Sole Mat will do it’s best to keep you upright when cleansing yourself. This is all achieved without tracking mud in with them.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 13th to the 19th 2008:

Devil-in-a-Can: Quench your thirst with evil.

Marital Bliss Chocolate Bar: Guys will find this chocolate a little hard to swallow.

Trash Can Pet Bed: A self-esteem builder for your chihuahua.

Phone Thrones: Treat your cellphone like royalty.

Laptop Cooling Pads: Chicken flavored with nipple fans.

The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. An oil slick version was also made (currently sold out). Other toys in the tub-tastrophies series are pictured after the break.

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You never know what is going to float to the top of the water in the bathtub. The Willy Bathplug not only lets you find the drain plug, he does it very discreetly. To keep his profile low he wears a pair of sunglasses. That either makes him very cool or a bit lecherous. Either way, hanging around bathtubs wearing nothing but shades is not exactly puritan behavior.

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We have all heard that the bathroom can be the most dangerous room in the house —which is why you owe it to yourself and your family to pick up a few of these No Slip Bath Bananas. Each banana measures 9-inches by 3-inches —plenty large enough to ensure a secure footing while in the bathtub or shower stall. After all, slipping while getting out of the tub and cracking your head open on the toilet seat is no way for a pimp like you to go out.

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