
The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.
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Rubber ducks in the bathtub are for kids. Waterproof Battleship Radios are for men, particularly those that enjoy a relaxing bath. This warship will play your favorite radio stations while you pretend to blow up everything around you. This is probably the only thing that will keep your friends from harassing you about enjoying baths in the first place.
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Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.
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If you are an exhibitionist that takes baths with a gun at arm’s reach, you may be interested to know that the Chinese are making transparent bulletproof bathtubs now. Actually, the manufacturer claims that it is bomb-proof as well, so you have some cover should WWIII ever erupt during sexy time in your bathroom.
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Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. An oil slick version was also made (currently sold out). Other toys in the tub-tastrophies series are pictured after the break.
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You never know what is going to float to the top of the water in the bathtub. The Willy Bathplug not only lets you find the drain plug, he does it very discreetly. To keep his profile low he wears a pair of sunglasses. That either makes him very cool or a bit lecherous. Either way, hanging around bathtubs wearing nothing but shades is not exactly puritan behavior.
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We have all heard that the bathroom can be the most dangerous room in the house —which is why you owe it to yourself and your family to pick up a few of these No Slip Bath Bananas. Each banana measures 9-inches by 3-inches —plenty large enough to ensure a secure footing while in the bathtub or shower stall. After all, slipping while getting out of the tub and cracking your head open on the toilet seat is no way for a pimp like you to go out.
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