The Blood Energy Potion was okay tasting, but it falls a bit short if you crave human meat. That problem has been remedied with this bleeding heart gummy candy from Think Geek. Inside each heart is squishy candies full of liquid blood and, for good measure, they have also included a separate vial of blood if things just aren’t messy enough. I suppose it goes without saying, but you should probably wear a bib or a smock when you tear into one of these. Better yet, just stand naked in the bathtub.
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I say “matches” but, actually, I’m not sure what those things are. All I know is that they have drawn a bath and have plenty of room left for sexy time with your cellphone or MP3 player.
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If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.
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The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.
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Rubber ducks in the bathtub are for kids. Waterproof Battleship Radios are for men, particularly those that enjoy a relaxing bath. This warship will play your favorite radio stations while you pretend to blow up everything around you. This is probably the only thing that will keep your friends from harassing you about enjoying baths in the first place.
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Have you ever thought about turning your bathroom into a home office? I don’t know about you, but I do some of my best thinking in the bathroom. Productivity would skyrocket (in more ways than one). For those times when you feel like lounging on the office couch (aka the bathtub) this rubber duck desk calendar will help keep your schedule organized.
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If you are an exhibitionist that takes baths with a gun at arm’s reach, you may be interested to know that the Chinese are making transparent bulletproof bathtubs now. Actually, the manufacturer claims that it is bomb-proof as well, so you have some cover should WWIII ever erupt during sexy time in your bathroom.
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