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You typically want to keep any foul smelling creature upwind of you. An elephant would definitely fit into that category. That entire equation changes when the only relief you can get from 100 degree weather is this elephant fan.
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From Fashionably Geek: There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
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There is no reason that cops are the only ones who should be allowed to have an interrogation room. This small diorama is meant for use with any action figures you may have, although Batman and the Joker would look perfect in there. Play out your own sadistic fantasies in the comfort of your own living room with this kit.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:
Wolverine Golf Club Headcover: Wolverine laughs at your weak little titanium driver.
Kool-Light-O-Scope: Make your pool trippy.
BBQ Sword Spatula: On guard, dead pig!
Exorcist Possessed Regan Figure With Electronic Spinning Head: No doubt the greatest technological advancement of our time.
Crayon Dog Sculpture: Hmmm…new car or crayon dog?
Maybe this product is trying a little too hard to appeal to everyone. It could be a cowboy and it could be the lone ranger, but then he has a Batman symbol on his chest. Who really cares? We’ll take all three, because all you have to do is remove his hat and turn the power on to get the flexible fan blades blowing. On a hot day you won’t care who the hell is blowing on you as long as you have a breeze.
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If you thought you were cool because you had some Ninja stars you broke out now and then, you have just never been introduced to the Bat Throwing Knife set. Becoming proficient with these will cement your status as the master of nerdiness comic book weapons.
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The STOP Doorstop proclaims what it’s job is with large bold letters. It’s large surface area will hold any size door, and the cartoonish design of the letters will remind you of the old Batman TV show and it’s printed exclamations.
From Fashionably Geek: After an outburst like that, Christian Bale and I are done professionally. At least until Terminator comes out…and the next installment of the Batman franchise. Oh, it’s so hard to stay mad at you Bale!
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
Contest: Win delightfully absurd toys from Archie McPhee.
Baldness Mousepad: A mousepad ode to male pattern baldness.
No Spill Mobile Spittoon: The grossest way to utilize a cupholder.
DUB Wheels Yo-Yos: Rollin’ on some 30s.
Batman And Nemeses Nutcrackers: Who is tough enough to be a nutcracker?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Look in your own heart and make the decision: who is tough enough to be a nutcracker? Is it the superhero Batman or is it one of his nemeses, Two Face or Joker. Which you choose says as much about them as it does about you.
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