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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:

Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.

Domsai Terrariums: Give your plants a mech.

Steady-Eddie Pizza Cutter: Steady Eddie’s death defying pizza ride on the bladed unicycle of doom.

Mr. P Picture Frame: Opens up and says “Ahhhh”.

Karate Bookends: Kick the hell out of eReaders.

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I have seen some pretty cool conceptual versions of a Battleship Drinking Game, but this is the first I have seen that is actually available to be purchased. The concept is very simple: if your opponent takes a shot at your ships and hits one, then you have to take that shot. Keep going until all ships are hit or your opponent has to make a place to sleep in the bathroom. To give the game that final touch of realism, each shot glass has a picture of a ship on it.

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Rubber ducks in the bathtub are for kids. Waterproof Battleship Radios are for men, particularly those that enjoy a relaxing bath. This warship will play your favorite radio stations while you pretend to blow up everything around you. This is probably the only thing that will keep your friends from harassing you about enjoying baths in the first place.

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Perhaps he’s the alcoholic brother of the Tin Man, on his way to Oz to get a new liver from the Wizard. Possibly he’s a barfly in the land of transformers, or the resulting spawn of a one night stand between a steam locomotive and a battleship. But you can be sure that this copper and steel wine bottle holder will be a great addition to your home decor, whether you want to provide a cool nautical feel to your space, or simply try to hide alcohol from your kids.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Products for the week of May 12th-18th 2008:

Melt Candle: It has something to say about global warming.

Country Keychain Flashlights: For redneck superheroes.

Spaceman Ceiling Light: Something tells me those Astronauts are in trouble.

Golden BJ Award: Move over Oscar!

Castle Fortress Playset: I didn’t even have a treehouse as a kid.

The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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I don’t care what kind of keychain you have, you are not anywhere near as cool as the guy who has a Battleship game on his keychain. It may only have a total of 25 possible guesses, but I bet you still can’t hit your opponents damn boat. At least this way I have a chance.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 3rd-9th 2007.

Meatwad Action Figure: You can’t beat this meat.

Singing Elvis Coffee Mug: Wake up with a cup of the king.

Retro Condom Caddy: Are you “lucky” or “cocky?”

Kama Sutra Dice: No matter how you throw, you are always a winner.

Puke Pets: Don’t throw out that stained shirt just yet.

The last five gadgets are available after the break.

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If there is one thing I can’t stand it is dead air in a conversation. If you agree, it might be a good idea to pick up a set of these Battleship Napkins to whip out on that first date —right after you have mentioned how you are not “technically” divorced. Each napkin comes with instructions on how to play the game on the reverse side. Available 100 to a pack.

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When you are tired of destroying opponents in games like Risk, Monopoly and Battleship, pull out your Bibleopoly game. You win by building your church by cooperating with other players. You may not achieve sainthood, but it may just get you a few bonus points with the big guy.

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