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You should be so lucky as this Strongman corkscrew, opening a bottle of wine with every squat thrust you do. Your legs will be in great shape, although your liver will be a wreck. But when you are out at the beach all anyone will be able to see are those toned legs.
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A cross between a snow globe and a picture frame, the Really Snowing Picture Frame will start swirling the snow around whenever it it senses a presence. Works equally well on pictures at the beach in summer as it does for pictures in the mountains in winter.
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Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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Traditional kite flying can be fun for short periods of time, but it gets old pretty quickly. This Skateboarder Kite will certainly liven things up. Not only do you get your very own rebellious teenager on a skateboard to do tricks with, but you know all those bikini clad women at the beach will be curious enough when they see it to come over and talk to you. At least that is your hope.
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Imagine throwing around a spongy Nerf football filled with liquor. On a hot day at the beach you could simply crack it open when you want a sip of a cold, alcoholic drink. Basically, that is the experience that this new football cocktail shaker delivers. Just pour in your favorite concoction and toss it around with your buddies until it is well mixed.
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Any product that makes my life even a tad better is something I need to support. And so it is with his tube of suntan lotion. Not only does it provide UV protection, it also has a built in bottle opener. I am not going to debate which function is more important for beach relaxation, I am just content that someone who works in product design has my needs in mind.
It’s Friday—the kind of day where you half-ass it and daydream until quittin’ time. These “Find It” desktop games will make the time past faster and ensure that you are never tempted to do any real work. Inside each tube there are 40 items hidden among a mass of multi-colored plastic pellets. The items to be found in each tube focus on a central theme, like sports, the zoo, the beach and birds. The game also includes a check off pad to keep track of your findings. An additional image is available after the break.
That’s right, a new product is on the market to help you win the Lotto; and this one is a one-eyed blue cat that comes with it’s own body bag. I don’t know about you, but that dream of sports cars and a mansion on the beach staffed by nude supermodels has never felt more feasible.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 23rd-29th, 2009:
Stig Helmet Projection Alarm Clock: Stig is really an alarm clock.
Farmyard Waffler: I’d like 2 barns & a cow please.
Foreplay Connect Four: Gets the party started.
Tinkles the Toilet Cat: For toilet terror.
Adult Swim Beach Towel: Looking for a beach towel featuring a hot chick with a cat head?
It is getting to be that time of year again when your thoughts will turn to the beach. Start accessorizing your home to get yourself in that mindset—and the Life Guard Chair Napkin Holder is a logical first step. You won’t get lifeguard protection or a view of bikini clad women, but it will put those thoughts in the forefront of your mind.
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