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If you are going to be drinking beers and trolling for girls, you may as well let them know right up front that the night is going to be a total blur. It may scare a couple off, but this glass could also keep you in touch with a good one.
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If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.
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It doesn’t take a chemist to tell you that drinking alcohol out of a beaker that’s nearly 3-feet tall will most likely result in drunkenness. Nevertheless, you can test your mettle against the glass and emerge as a “Wimp”, “Lightweight”, “Pretender”, “Contender”, “Loaded Bloke” or, the ultimate “Loaded Legend”.
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Happy Man is very excited to open any bottle for you. You might think that smile would turn into a frown as you use his appendage to rip the cap off a bottle, but there is no change in expression at all. One caveat to keep women from being disillusioned: the happy man’s features are not to scale.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Marvel Comics Slot Machine: Even heroes have vices.
Motorcycle Grip Bottle Opener: Fires up a beer.
Potty Fisher: Another clue you need to change your diet.
Indiana Jones Fridge Action Figure: Commemorate the worst Indiana Jones scene with this action figure.
Super Water Gun Blaster with Cartoon Water Bottle: This squirt gun is a horrifying abomination.
This motorcycle grip makes a revving sound every time you pop open a beer. You’ll get a lot of good years out of this motorcycle, but remember that it is dangerous. You’ll probably fall a few times, and once the liver goes it’s time to trade her in.
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If you want to get your average macho man into wine, the first place to start would be to get him this tool set. He would be much happier opening and sealing wine bottles if he can do it with the included wrench and bolt. As a bonus, the wrench can open beer bottles as well.
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Opening up this RC Car is just like opening a beer with its pop top can as packaging. Once open, you get your car with working headlights and tail lights, a remote control and four traffic cones to race around. When you need a charge you connect it to the remote to charge it directly from there. With their small size you can use these cars just about anywhere.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
Pray you never play golf behind a foursome making use of the Div Pro. Like other golf tools, it can fix divots, mark balls, clean the grooves on clubs and help to keep your grips in good shape—but it also has a couple unexpected features. It can hold cigars and puncture cans so you can shotgun beers.
Picture the guys in front of you laughing, smoking, drunk off their ass and hacking their way around the golf course. Will they let you play through? Of course not. You confront them, they don’t appreciate it, and the next thing you know you are teeing off on one of their faces with your driver. It happens all the time. Additional images are available after the break.
