Ahh St. Patrick’s Day. A day where an Irish guy like me can drink and fight and call it “festive.” If you are going to party, you need to come prepared. The following drinking vessels may be weird—but they will certainly get the job done.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 5th-January 11, 2009:
Sabian Cymbal End Table: Turn your living room into a Hard Rock Cafe.
Napoleon Cannon: Blasts a barrage of freshness.
Toilet Target Practice: Maybe now you can get all of your pee in the toilet.
Speedway Gas Grill: Become the envy of the parking lot.
Flashfrights: The creepiest flashlights ever.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 18th to the 24th 2008:
Boobie Beer Bong: The only way to drink beer. (NSFW)
Futurama Zapp Brannigan Tin Raygun: The Zapper’s zapper shoots sparks.
Skeleton Grinder Bank: It’s confusingly amusing.
Solar Powered Viking Ship: Big on science, small on history.
French Fry Phone: Finally, a companion for your burgerphone.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
There is no reason to do your binge drinking with just a funnel and plastic piece of tubing when you can get a fine female body part on the end of this beer bong. You’ll have people lining up to try this one, whether they really want to pound a full beer or not. And don’t worry ladies, they have a male version for you.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 30th—July 6th 2008:
Cardboard Cat Playhouses: For cats that live for action and danger.
Retro Nintendo Business Card Holders: Pure professionalism.
Lightning Man Letter Opener: This poor bastard was stabbed in the back…by Zeus
Bigfoot Lawn Ornament: Actually, it represents “Tinyfoot,” the most elusive of all mythical creatures.
Alien Warrior Kubrick: 400% more fun than the original.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
You have two clearly marked options with the Beer Stein Bong. You can sip or you can hit the “speed hole” when getting drunk fast is a priority. Unlike most beer bongs, there is no tube here to guide the drink into your mouth—so if you have man boobs it might be a good idea to pass on this one. Nobody needs that kind of wet t-shirt contest.
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didn’t think that anything could surpass the flamingo beer bong in terms of sheer drinking weirdness, but that was before I stumbled upon Caulkshots. Using the recharge kit, you simply combine gelatin with your favorite alcohol and pour the mixture into the caulking tube. After an 8 hour stint in the fridge you have 12 gelatin shots that can be dispensed using a standard caulk gun.
A video available after the break illustrates the process using the infinite marketing power of an attractive woman sucking on a tube of caulk. Enjoy!
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 21st—27th 2008:
Fantasy Wrist Support: Keep that wrist strong. After all, your porn isn’t going to masturbate to itself.
Mullet Power Card Game: Their can be only one ultimate hick.
Dog Balloons: Take your floating wiener dog for a walk.
Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a loaf of rock.
“All Grown Up” Alarm Clock: Time’s a’ wastin.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
