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These Birdhouse Alarm Clocks can wake you up with a gentle birdsong or a beeping alarm that gets louder as it goes on longer. You can hit the sleep button for a few more minutes of sleep on those tough mornings, the perch is what doubles as the sleep button. For even easier sleeping, the clock itself makes no noise at all, just the silent sweeping of the second hand.
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I call birds that stop by my house looking for handouts panhandlers. Plus, those same birds make a mess of my car which is just like vandalism in my book. We need to treat them like any other criminal and send them straight to jail. Put your own little hoosegow out in the backyard and they will put themselves in this jail as they greedily accept your morsels of food with this County Jail Birdhouse. The miniature handcuffs out front are a nice touch.
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Hit the Jackpot City birdhouse casino on Saturday night, then church on Sunday. All of the gambling, drinking and bird prostitutes are forgiven.
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Maybe making their home in a church will give those heathen birds a little morality. The first thing they need to do is learn how to avoid my car when they are relieving themselves mid-flight. At least they will have to think about when they are nesting in the lord’s house.
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This birdhouse will add some class to your backyard. Rather than some modern formed metal bird feeder you can hang a boot on a pole. And since birds don’t know the difference they will be more than happy to eat out of your shoe. If you aren’t sure whether this is quite classy enough for you then the sock hanging out the top of the boot should lay that worry to rest.
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Not every bird can live in the high rent district. Give the lower class a break and get them a nice mini trailer bird house. It may not work for a full family, but it will work just fine for the single birds. Move them up to a split level the next year.
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I can’t say that I’m much of a bird aficionado, but my philosophy is if you are going to buy a birdhouse you might as well get one that’s unique – and these Book Birdhouses definitely fit the bill.
Each birdhouse is handmade and features a roof made from and actual vintage book. The exterior is produced from scanned prints of original covers.
As you might imagine, these birdhouses are intended for indoor decoration only.
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