You already have the Three Wolf Moon shirt (or a variation on it), so why not add an extra layer of internet meme insulation this winter with the wolf howl moon blanket?
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From Fashionably Geek: Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
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Vikwool is located in the southern coast of Iceland, south of one of the country’s largest glaciers. Under the ice mass sleeps one of the most active volcano’s of the island, Katla, which wakes up once in a century.
Apparently, this blanket is a reproduction of Vikwool—although, by the looks of things, it looks well suited to covering and transporting a guy that has been recently whacked.
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Some people find security in a blanket, a teddy bear or a special article of clothing. Tomorrow’s mass murderers find comfort from their twisted visions with the Cuddleskull pillow. Each limited edition, handmade pillow comes with a two color serigraph and a sticker.
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Are you a restless sleeper? Do you have jacked up feet? If the answer is yes, this sheet and blanket support will ensure that your bedding does not come in contact with your skin. It’s like a little tent for your feet.
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Quagmire on a zebra blanket covered couch while wearing a bathrobe seems right in character. You having to give him money seems entirely wrong, however, particularly if you are a female. I believe that in Quagmire’s world the money is normally flowing from him to the women. Until you actually go to remove money from this bank it just seems wrong.
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What if you could cover that P.O.S. in your driveway with a car cover designed to make it look like a high-end automobile? As you can see from the mock-up above, the cover completely blankets the car (a corner is lifted up to illustrate the effect). However, if it featured holes cut out for the windows you could actually drive around with it draped over your car. I doubt that it would fool anyone close-up, from a distance you would be the man. I’m not sure if this product exists…but it should.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 14th to July 20th 2008:
Space Story Blanket: Stay warm…with LEDs!
Captain Kirk Command Chair: Features light up control panel and sound effects.
Guitar Mickey Mouse Doll: Is he channeling Pete Townshend?
Pocket Slutometer: Keep track of your conquests.
Big Boy BBQ Skewer: His wiener gets plump when you cook it.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
The Space Story Blanket is a space themed duvet cover with a comforter lit by over 100 LED’s. You can either set it to story mode where it plays sounds effects and rhythmically moving lights for two minutes. In sleep mode the lights come on and fade out over one minute to ease you into sleep. The idea is to give kids a place to use their imagination making up their own stories, but I just want one for the sound and light show. You can complete your bedroom conversion to a place of science fiction worship by adding the under bed lighting kit. Just to keep the monsters under the bed on the run and give you a little bit of a night light.
