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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
So you have given up on love and decided to spend the rest of your life growing progressively insane in the company of cats. The only problem is that you really need a lot of cats to become a full-fledged crazy cat lady. Bathing with this cat food scented soap will remedy that problem. After a few applications, you will have more feline friends than you will know what to do with. Then you can stop bathing altoghether—until the state comes to condemn your home and haul you away.
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Playing a board game where you buy properties and build hotels may be fun for certain people, others prefer the challenge of trying to escape from zombies with a roll of the dice. You wouldn’t think that running from a zombie would be hard work, but you never had to run at the speed dictated by an unnatural streak of very low rolls.
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Flick Tack Toe is like a mashup between the classic tic tac toe game, paper football and cornhole.
It involves both skill & chance..just flick the chips up the ramp to land on the playing board – the special chip magic surface keeps them in place. You can even land on your opponent & take over his space. You can also do bank shots off the side walls. the game is not won until the final flick.
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While the head from the animal you just took down in your hunting adventure is out being mounted you can use this game trophy shaped cutting board to slice up its freshly cooked meat. You may not be able to mount that tasty loin, but you can certainly admire it while it is being carved.
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Congrats to Dustin Snyder for winning our Mr. Bacon Board Game and Handerpants Contest from Archie McPhee. He assures me that a Mr. Bacon game night is in the works, which will undoubtedly be an awesome time. Good luck on your journey through Meatland dude.
Just a reminder that today is the last day to win the two stupidest products ever made—the Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants from Archie McPhee. Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have.
Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Bacon board game and a pair of Handerpants? Correction—who wouldn’t want them if they were free? Just tweet this post or anything mentioning @NerdApproved between now and July 31st and you are automatically entered to win. The more you tweet, the more chances you have to win.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
