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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 3rd-9th, 2009:
RX Cocktail Shaker: Will cure what ails you.
Light Bulb Flask Keychain: Won’t give you any bright ideas.
The Recordable Megaphone: Preserves your delicate vocal cords.
Beer Can Shift Knob: Puts class in park.
Geek Glasses: LOL…I’m drunk.
If you are a fan of anime and the idea of a buxom Ninja heroine is what floats your boat, this mouse pad is perfect. Not only do you get the attractive Kiriko, you get a 3D version of her where her chief assets are. A very comfortable place to rest your arm while you spend hours working on the computer.
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This is a true ship’s tender replica which is really a cradle for rocking your baby to sleep while also preparing his stomach for puke-free father/son fishing trips in the future. When he gets older, you can remove the tender from the cradle suspension system and use it as a wagon by adding a $300 wagon conversion. You may think something like this would help your children develop a love of all things nautical, but if your kid happens to be an unruly little shit you may have just enabled him to wreak havoc on land and sea. Unless this little boat doesn’t float, then you’ll have a whole new set of problems. Check out the rocking cradle after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 19th-January 25, 2009:
Boat Couch: Looks like a seaworthy vessel.
Glass Bathtub: It’s bulletproof and bomb-proof.
Corndog vs. Broccoli: For the heavyweight championship.
Clone Wars Projection Torch: It’s not a lightsaber.
Pill-Shaped Grip Exerciser: Steroids for a strong, masculine handshake.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
Should your house ever flood, this boat couch could prove to be a real lifesaver. The cushion is even covered with sail fabric, so you could MacGyver a makeshift mast and sail out of harm’s way. Throw in the lifeboat coffee table and you have enough to transport the whole family and then some. Too bad about the price though.
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Fill this row boat up with food and guests can use the paddles to serve themselves. The boat is actually 19″ inches long and weighs over 4 pounds so you know it is made for holding whatever it is you want to bring to that party. This serving dish is actually so nice looking that no one will really care what the food tastes like. That takes a lot of pressure off you and your questionable culinary talents.
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Winter will be so much nicer if you have some reminders of the nicer weather. You will be thinking of warm days on the beach as you pull a life ring out of your little row boat. And while life rings are usually thrown to someone who has fallen overboard, these coasters are meant to be thrown at those slackers who put their drinks directly on your table.
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With the damage caused by hurricanes Gustav and Ike in the news lately, there is no better time to talk about how important it is to be prepared for a natural disaster. First-aid kits and flashlights are no brainers, but what about a coffee table that doubles as a lifeboat? It seems like a great idea in a flood—except that the “Nautical Dory” doesn’t look like it could handle more than a 50 pound payload.
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I don’t care what kind of keychain you have, you are not anywhere near as cool as the guy who has a Battleship game on his keychain. It may only have a total of 25 possible guesses, but I bet you still can’t hit your opponents damn boat. At least this way I have a chance.
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Beach season will be here before you know it. And when I go to the beach I want to have one of these Radio Control Surfboards. Rated for 1+ meter waves, the electric 540 racing motor will get you into the surf and out. Even if it only works half as well as I hope it would this surfer would still be a blast.
Also suitable for lakes and ponds, just without near as much fun. Slipping into the breaking surf and coming out just beyond the break is where all the excitement is.
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