From Fashionably Geek: Wearing a shirt with an animated Space Invaders sequence will insure that, for once, the attention your chest is getting is not due to fully developed man boobs. The illuminated display should run about two hours on three AAA batteries. A detailed image is available after the break.
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Maybe you have never had any luck solving a Rubik’s cube. That is likely because there was not proper motivation. The Boob Cube solves the motivation issue by making each face show bikini covered boobs when the tiles are properly aligned.
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Just fill the mold with water and freeze for two days—your patience will be rewarded with an ice cold boob luge for bachelor parties, Superbowl Sunday, family reunions…whatever.
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These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.
From Fashionably Geek: Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
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From Fashionably Geek: Anyone who saw The Hangover knows just how hilarious this shirt really is. Seriously, get to the theater if you haven’t seen it yet. It is an instant classic that sets a new bar for comedies involving booze, boobs and weird beards.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Smile Wheels: Attempt to make casters fun.
Right Hand Lamp: Nothing like a couple of your appendages to light your hallway.
Sons of Bitches Magnet Set: Which one of these magnets doesn’t belong?
Skateboard Chandelier: Shred the darkness.
Yoda Mouse: Star Wars characters as played by mice.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
It shouldn’t be that difficult to get a man interested in any part of a woman’s body. Just in case there is, the Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties will give him a chance to go after something you know he can’t refuse. Cold, tasty beer. Slap these on wherever you want his attention, they are almost absolutely guaranteed to get his attention where you want it.
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Wow, 2008 has been one hell of a year. It was the year we elected our first African American President. The year Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic golds. The year the economy faced near collapse. And, of course, it was the year we discovered a poop frisbee and a Sith Lord Toaster. But, as you will see from the list after the break, that’s not all the crazy crap we found.
Dragging yourself out of bed may be a little bit easier each morning if you knew the first thing you would be doing is to have boobs rubbed all over your body. You may prefer they not be of the flannel variety like this washcloth, but you take what you can get.
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