
If your pretentious, wine loving friend is looking for a something a little different for his wine cellar, see if they have one of these wine stoppers. Nothing works up a thirst for a fine vintage more than a buxom pole dancer. And like that fine bottle of wine, a night at a strip club will cost you a bundle.
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Christmas is about family, generosity and wine. Lots of wine. But it isn’t just about the wine, it is about the Christmas themed show globe that you use to stop that bottle. The glasses of wine are just a sly excuse for giving that snow globe a few shakes every time.
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This unique Whisk Bottle Stopper makes aerating your wine as fun as scrambling eggs. Just remove the stopper from the bottle and the whisk on the end can be used to beat that wine into frothy goodness. You probably shouldn’t beat it to death and you definitely don’t want to be doing this with expensive wine, but having something to do with the wine once opened does make it more fun.And here I was thinking that whisk earrings were the best non-cooking whisk related product out there.
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With this guy’s obviously rich endowment, I don’t think there are too many other jobs that would be so perfect for him. It just so happens he fits into that wine bottle perfectly. Yanking him out of the bottle may not be the best experience for him, but he signed up for it.
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Put a man and a woman together with a bottle of wine and you can end up with some pretty crazy scenarios. Maybe not quite to the level of getting their naked, intertwined bodies stuck in the wine bottle, but you can hope things at least get as far as the naked part.
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If you want the coolest bottle stopper I have seen to date, the Genie Bottle Stopper has won that award hands down. And if you are not in the market for a genie, he could also pass for a bad ass bouncer. I would actually prefer that interpretation minus the belly button showing.
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Bottle stoppers are not something most men give a whole lot of thought to, but one look at the Gear Shift Bottle Stopper might change all that. It might even result in a gradual shift from beer to wine. After all, they will both get you drunk – and isn’t that what’s really important?
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No need to worry about having a stopper for that open bottle of wine, and a cup to drink it out of. With the Drink Me Bottle Stopper, you get both. What more would you want out of a wine gadget? About the only downside I see is that you have to leave the wine to breathe the whole time you are drinking, but then I am not drinking my $5.99 bottle of wine because I am looking for the ultimate wine drinking experience.
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